Song Parodies -> Linguinian Whack City (Revised)

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

Original Performer:

Queen

  
Parody Song Title:

"Linguinian Whack City (Revised)"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

This is an edited version of a parody I published on 3/6/2008. I had a bad copy of the OS lyrics that caused lines 6 and 7 of the first verse not to scan to the OS. I'm republishing in the event that I would want to use this parody in any of the Amiright comps. The original parody can be viewed by clicking HERE

For a Youtube look and listen to the OS of “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen click HERE

We live the wise life,
And we're fat as can be.
Dumped in a landfill,
On the take are judiciary.
One through the eye, hooked up Mo Green died wisely,
We seek out poor boys and give them dignity,
We may seem easy some, cross us no,
Livin' high, foot-print low,
Anything with sin goes,
In all business matters you see, for fee.

Drama, we chill and can,
You get dumb, we bust your head,
Mess our figgers, wind up dead.
Mamas, wives and aunts with sons,
They like the things we own and hold their say.
Commas, O O and O stand for green in a long line,
And you'll get whacked if not on time what's borrowed.
Carrion, dinner's on, in dumping grounds they gather.

"Too Late", some time he's done,
He splintered some guy's spine,
Balding, aging but still prime.
Good guys find the bodies in dumps we throw,
We don't leave nothing at all to trace for proof.
Trauma, ooh, ooh-ooh ooh, if you're one of wise,
Do some crimes which on devils whose born to fall.

We play some Russian roul-a-lette-o when we can,
Spare a noose, spare a noose, and we'll hang a damn pinko.
Shock with volts like lightning,
Movin' un-inviting-ly.
There's no way-o, on our clay-o
we don't play-o, If no pay-o,
Mess with dagos, and you'll know, "Mangles" and "Joe" oh uh-oh.
We got our chore boys, they'll rub you out, see.
We are not poor boys, we have our family,
Spare not a life of a sworn enemy.
Sleezy bums, "Easy Joe" he won't let them go,
He's killah yo! he will shot them dead so.
(Shoot them so) He's killah.
He will shot them dead so.
(Shoot them yo!) Will shot them dead so.
(Shoot them yo!) Will shot them dead so.
(Shoot them so!), Ah
Ah no, ah no, ah no no
(Oh mama mia, mama mia)
Mama mia, say dagos.
Got "Nails" and "Stub" who will level up a shooting spree,
A spree-e-e a spree!

Those who think that their cronies can hit on the fly,
They will wind up all bloody and left hung to dry.
No maybes, we don't play 'round with maybes,
It's what we're about, just what we're about ovah 'eah.

No ones really badder, check our history,
No ones really badder
No ones really badder you see.

Just watch how the wind blows.


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Michael Pacholek - March 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Leave the parody. Take the fives.
alvin - March 10, 2008 - Report this comment
especially liked the 'spare a noose" line
Guy - March 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Michael - I recogonize that line. But I think it had to do with canolies and a gun. Thanks LOL!

Yeah - Those good fellahs hate communists but they hate Russian mobsters worse. .Thnaks.

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