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Song Parodies -> "Linguinian Whack City (Revised)"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Linguinian Whack City (Revised)"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

This is an edited version of a parody I published on 3/6/2008. I had a bad copy of the OS lyrics that caused lines 6 and 7 of the first verse not to scan to the OS. I'm republishing in the event that I would want to use this parody in any of the Amiright comps. The original parody can be viewed by clicking HERE

For a Youtube look and listen to the OS of “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen click HERE

We live the wise life,
And we're fat as can be.
Dumped in a landfill,
On the take are judiciary.
One through the eye, hooked up Mo Green died wisely,
We seek out poor boys and give them dignity,
We may seem easy some, cross us no,
Livin' high, foot-print low,
Anything with sin goes,
In all business matters you see, for fee.

Drama, we chill and can,
You get dumb, we bust your head,
Mess our figgers, wind up dead.
Mamas, wives and aunts with sons,
They like the things we own and hold their say.
Commas, O O and O stand for green in a long line,
And you'll get whacked if not on time what's borrowed.
Carrion, dinner's on, in dumping grounds they gather.

"Too Late", some time he's done,
He splintered some guy's spine,
Balding, aging but still prime.
Good guys find the bodies in dumps we throw,
We don't leave nothing at all to trace for proof.
Trauma, ooh, ooh-ooh ooh, if you're one of wise,
Do some crimes which on devils whose born to fall.

We play some Russian roul-a-lette-o when we can,
Spare a noose, spare a noose, and we'll hang a damn pinko.
Shock with volts like lightning,
Movin' un-inviting-ly.
There's no way-o, on our clay-o
we don't play-o, If no pay-o,
Mess with dagos, and you'll know, "Mangles" and "Joe" oh uh-oh.
We got our chore boys, they'll rub you out, see.
We are not poor boys, we have our family,
Spare not a life of a sworn enemy.
Sleezy bums, "Easy Joe" he won't let them go,
He's killah yo! he will shot them dead so.
(Shoot them so) He's killah.
He will shot them dead so.
(Shoot them yo!) Will shot them dead so.
(Shoot them yo!) Will shot them dead so.
(Shoot them so!), Ah
Ah no, ah no, ah no no
(Oh mama mia, mama mia)
Mama mia, say dagos.
Got "Nails" and "Stub" who will level up a shooting spree,
A spree-e-e a spree!

Those who think that their cronies can hit on the fly,
They will wind up all bloody and left hung to dry.
No maybes, we don't play 'round with maybes,
It's what we're about, just what we're about ovah 'eah.

No ones really badder, check our history,
No ones really badder
No ones really badder you see.

Just watch how the wind blows.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Michael Pacholek - March 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Leave the parody. Take the fives.
alvin - March 10, 2008 - Report this comment
especially liked the 'spare a noose" line
Guy - March 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Michael - I recogonize that line. But I think it had to do with canolies and a gun. Thanks LOL!

Yeah - Those good fellahs hate communists but they hate Russian mobsters worse. .Thnaks.
Timmy1000 - July 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Well done on a difficult OS. I hand over 555 and not just because I want to avoid getting a pair of cement overshoes.
Agrimorfee - July 16, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) Another in the fine series. This line confused the hell out of me... "Commas, O O and O stand for green in a long line" ???
Guy - July 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Agri - Sorry about the confusion but it refers to money. Like having said amount of dollars and referring to it as a 1 with a whole lot of O's or zeros after it seperated by commas as in 1 Million dollars expressed as $1,000,000. And the "green" of course refers to US paper currency.

Sorry about the confusion - anyone else not get a clue from this? I'll admit the line is "out there". =;-)
Leo Keough - July 17, 2009 - Report this comment
ABC5(L) Just recently did a BoRhap and was very impressed with how you subbed the parts that make BoRhap so difficult!!!...Also, nice job of rhyming against the OS!!!...A fine piece of work here!!!...555!!!
Guy - July 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Leo - I remember quite well the Bo-Rhap OS that you used in the ABC05JK competition. It does an excellent job using the Star Trek theme - This is a plus in my department since I am an avid Trek fan and Bo-Rhap is a favorite OS for me to parody - another plus.

I voted you 5 points on that comp. and I was happy to see you win the gold on that parody - You've earned that distinction.

Lots of writers have problems with Bo-Rhap but I have written about a dozen parodies to this OS and never had a bit of problem writing any of them. I think it gives people problems because there is no chorus and is operatic in nature. I even wrote another parody of a Carole King OS that parodies Queen's Bo-Rhap. I used the title OS from her "Tapestry" album and named the parody "Rhapsody". The Youtube OS link on the parody page to "Rhapsody" no longer works. If you would like to check it out and you don't know the OS here is a Youtube link that works:

Here's the parody link:

I even managed to get a bit of "Trek" into it. Keep writing on the site - your work is excellent!
Below Average Dave - July 22, 2009 - Report this comment
I won't get into grammar Guy, because I know you don't write to record, and know you won't take any opinion I have on that to heart, besides grammatically this one only had a few spots that I thought sound weird if sang, but there were a number of lines that I just didn't get. . .like what are "figgers" exactly? "Do some crimes which on devils whose born to fall." made no sense to me personally, I don't know Guy, I think I just got confused on this one, I just had trouble with it--sorry--nothing personal--I just had trouble understanding what you were meaning by a number of lines.
Guy - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
OK -Dave - "figgers" are figures -like numbers or figures as makes sense. Gangspeak and maybe a bit Brit as I've heard figure pronounced figger or at least to this ear. You know liars figger and figgers lie? The next one, well it's out there. You have to remember that mobsters had litle education and many grew up with poor speech habits. The phrase is an attempt to describe mobster on mobster crime where one clan member jerks around or hits a member of another clan, thus they fall prey to some crime. It is a bad line and I could have done it better. Even for "guyspeak" it's in left field. Thanks for your honest write up Dave. It's simply bad guy verses bad guy or devil. I'd rewrite this line if I had the chance.
bobpiecheese - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC5) The pacing was top notch, but I don't know a lot about mobsters. 555 anyways.
Stuart McArthur - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) "Carrion" for "carry on" was a touch of brilliance Guy - I'm giving fives because if I don't, Big Tony might get upset - some brilliant syllable-matching too of course - 555
Red Ant - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
This would be great recorded if you could get the accents and characters close. Well done BoRhap, Guy. With this one I think you're a made man.
Invisible Boy - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Darn it Stu, I was going to mention the clever use of "Carrion", but you beat me to it. about the "Russian roul-a-lette-o" sub ?...brilliant !!! Loved it, Guy.
Jeff Reuben - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Excellent job, very well done on one of the big 7 :)
Matthias - July 25, 2009 - Report this comment
This theme has been done by you about 50 billion times now, so I need to give you props for that alone. I know I got bored of redneck parodies after awhile that's why I haven't written one in about 3 years, lol. But you're still cranking out these mafia parodies, so that takes some serious hutspa!
DJ Blaze - July 26, 2009 - Report this comment
This parody has made me an offer I can't refuse. 555

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