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Song Parodies -> "Gun Down The Klan"

Original Song Title:

"Stand By Your Man"

Original Performer:

Tammi Wynette

Parody Song Title:

"Gun Down The Klan"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Dumb slimes this horde just views a dim scan,
Gearing all your hate to just one plan.
They're all bad crimes, they call good times.
Satan brings them out to countermand.
And there's lot's of 'em, must outlive 'em,
Believe they show hate's their favorite brand.
And if you bug 'em, they will shroud up then,
For after all they're just a clan.

Ban ku klux klan, don't let their armys sting you,
There's nothing normal they do,
Their knights are dolts and lowly.
Grand wizard's plan: To show the world he owns them,
Creeps living small, lets kick their can.

Run down the klan,
Gun down the klan, and blow their world to pieces,
Creeps living small, lets kick their can,
Ban ku klux klan.

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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Michael Pacholek - July 10, 2003 - Report this comment
What the hell, Pat Buchanan hates free trade and Bill Buckley wants to end the drug war, and Bill Safire thinks Bush lied about WMDs. I guess Guy has found his one issue to deviate from the orthodoxy. Or maybe he's only trying to be funny. I don't know which one to hope for.
John Jenkins - July 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Really clever first line.
Guy DiRito - July 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks John - Actually that was the last line I wrote on the parody. I thought I was finished and then I realized that I missed the first line. And, Mike - I will never be predictible. Did you just get paid or something? You're pullin' out those 50 cent words on me.
Michael Pacholek - July 12, 2003 - Report this comment
50 Cent words? I'd like to think my mouth isn't that foul. But that's the great thing about a dictionary and a thesaurus: Once you get 'em for Christmas, they last forever! At least, I think they do. As far as I know, our illegitimate Attorney General John Ashcroft hasn't started burning books yet.
Gay Burrito - July 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Smoke and mirrors. We know where you truly stand.
Girl DiGeek - December 22, 2007 - Report this comment
I saw the title of Guido's Diritos, and got hungry. Then I saw "Gun down the Klan," and all I could think was "Scarf down some Flan." I think I'm hungry. :-p

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