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Song Parodies -> "Wasted Past The Limit"

Original Song Title:

"Take It To The Limit"

Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Wasted Past The Limit"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics


You're all stoned and it's late in the evening,
You sight lights in your mirror's rear view.
You'd been drinking and a doin' a slight dab,
Likely it's jail you'll go to
And so you've always been a drinker,
(Spend your life buyin' rounds)
And you drink hard hooch grain,
(To far the petal down)
Those Jim Beam's™ you drink straightly,
Kept on churning out, you're yearning got,
To burning out; you're lame.

Cops pull you off the highway,
You're showin' the signs.
You're wasted past the limit, and half blind.

You portend, you're a mime makin' funny,
Apprehend with your luck do some time.
In a drunk cell they'll keep 'til tomorrow,
Where you'll be confined.

And as they're bookin' you must pee some,
(Don't stream your underwear)
If you'd just lined your drawers,
(Unkind, no bathroom share)
And there's nowhere to relieve in.
Urine's plumbing sack, is running back,
Now dumping splat on floor.

They've put you in a bad way,
You've blown out your line,
Your waste did hit the limit, spill the brine.

Wasted, past the limit,
Pasted, passed your liquid,
Wasted, you blew in it, point two-nine.

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Mark Scotti - September 04, 2009 - Report this comment
LOL!!!! $555.00 bail...
blackjack21 - September 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Dude- .29! You could've drove off a bridge or something! 555 hours of community service.
Timmy1000 - September 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Hope this isn't a true story. If it is, then I salute you for going to great lengths to get a parody.
metaphorsbwithu - September 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Don't want to encourage such behavior but this one is a designated fiver. :-D
Fiddlegirl - September 04, 2009 - Report this comment
I swear, officer, the open container was already in the truck when I stole it... ;)
Christie Marie M - September 04, 2009 - Report this comment
(Drunken,slurring):Huuuuhhhhhh....wwwwwwwhhheerrrrrrreeeee aaammmm I...(hic)...Thisssshhh RightIAm site I innnn?....(hic)..yeeee-haaaaa...whooo!! I seee a 5, 5, and another 5 dancing around me! (15 minutes now sober): Great job! Punch drunk loved your parody, Guy! BAC level: 0.555%!
TT - September 04, 2009 - Report this comment
.... and kill 20,000 people a year (including MJK no LOL), about half of all traffic deaths. Funny write; unfunny topic.
AFW - September 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Like TT said...very funny write on serious subject...sometimes the contrast creates the perfect humor scenario..
adagio - September 05, 2009 - Report this comment
good one, Guy! 's
Guy - September 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Mark - Thanks for the bailout - it beats the Federal plan.

a♣ j♣ -Not a chance - this was the unabridged version of the parody. Thanks for the funny comment.

Timmy1K - I assure you that it is pure fantasy. I can assure you of this because I never drink unless I'm alone or with somebody. That is if I did drink - I did in my younger days but now I prefer to remember the good times I had and not have someone tell me what a good time I had. Never had a DUI in my life but there were times that if I were stopped I'd have had a problem. Thanks and drink responsibly.

Forsby - I'm behavin', I'm behavin'. If you imbibe then do not drive. Thanks for your comment and wise advice.

FG - I didn't steal no container and I didn't drink no truck. Wanna hear by ABC's? Thanks.

Christie Marie - You actually got a buzz from just reading this? Now that's what I call a cheap drunk. Thanks for hiccupin' me up such a coherent coment. =;-)

TT - I fear drunk drivers on the road more than anything - even ice storms. Thanks, buddy.

Farce - I like to cross contrast whenever possible in parody. Thanks for commenting.

Pat - Thanks for votes and comment.
Professor Incubus - April 15, 2011 - Report this comment
Great parody!!!! All I can say is that I've been there and done that - 3 times in fact. The good news is that I finally learned my lesson and I have been clean and sober for 3 years and 4 months. Guy, would you mind if I recorded a version of this? I would, of course, give you full credit for writing it and who knows, it might get airplay on Dr. Demento. Let me know at

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