-> "Wasted Past The Limit"
Original Song Title:
"Take It To The Limit" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Wasted Past The Limit"
You're all stoned and it's late in the evening,
You sight lights in your mirror's rear view.
You'd been drinking and a doin' a slight dab,
Likely it's jail you'll go to
And so you've always been a drinker,
(Spend your life buyin' rounds)
And you drink hard hooch grain,
(To far the petal down)
Those Jim Beam's™ you drink straightly,
Kept on churning out, you're yearning got,
To burning out; you're lame.
Cops pull you off the highway,
You're showin' the signs.
You're wasted past the limit, and half blind.
You portend, you're a mime makin' funny,
Apprehend with your luck do some time.
In a drunk cell they'll keep 'til tomorrow,
Where you'll be confined.
And as they're bookin' you must pee some,
(Don't stream your underwear)
If you'd just lined your drawers,
(Unkind, no bathroom share)
And there's nowhere to relieve in.
Urine's plumbing sack, is running back,
Now dumping splat on floor.
They've put you in a bad way,
You've blown out your line,
Your waste did hit the limit, spill the brine.
Wasted, past the limit,
Pasted, passed your liquid,
Wasted, you blew in it, point two-nine.
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