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Song Parodies -> "TV Commercial Jingle"

Original Song Title:

"Green Acres"

Original Performer:

TV Theme

Parody Song Title:

"TV Commercial Jingle"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Commercial Jingle of a gay resort hotel
Queen Quakers Quite a sight to see
A-larming as it seems to be
Gay weddings just so starry eyed
Quiche man diner lust lives for that old gay pride

Queue cards for each and every gay
It's a lysurgic Quelling stay
They're Questing for a penthouse dude
Darling you'll love it just right off Quark Avenue

The Scores!
All fours!
Flesh bare!
Qute Fare!

Who needs a wife
Hello sissy life
Queen Quakers we are Queer

(Queen Quakers was given a FOUR Q rating by the National Hostel Registry)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 7

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Pat - June 10, 2003 - Report this comment
What a hoot!! :D
Royce Miller - June 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Good things come in small packages
Michael Pacholek - June 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Right, Royce, just like all you delectable young ladies tell us you think a sense of humor is more important than good looks, big money, a nice car and a (message censored due to Guy's sensitive eyes)!
Royce Miller - June 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, Michael, I was referring to the length of the song--sometimes the short ones are really zingers--but yes, I got to admit, it was tongue in cheek; can't get away with much, with you around!
Guy DiRito - June 10, 2003 - Report this comment
My eyes ain't sensitive, they just smart.
blank - September 07, 2010 - Report this comment
i have homework and i cant find the stupid jingles >:(

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