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Song Parodies -> "Char 'Em Brown"

Original Song Title:

"Charlie Brown"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Coasters

Parody Song Title:

"Char 'Em Brown"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

DKTOS? Click HERE for a Youtube video of The Coasters doing "Charlie Brown"

Its summer in the northern hemisphere and the backyard barbeques are on the rise due to fuel costs and everyone is opting for the stay-cation VS the vacation.

Beefy, meaty, so-so yum,
I smell smoke out there grillin' in the sun.

Char 'em brown, char 'em brown,
Flip 'em round, but char 'em brown,
The hotdogs are hot.
So how you want yours be?
(Just a little bloody with a pickle or three)

Grill some topped with cheese,
Come grease your chin.
Get easin' in some season,
Get down - enjoy din.

Char 'em brown, char 'em brown,
Grilled ground round, just char it brown,
It's fresh and it's hot,
Not like Mickey Dee's.
(Get down everybody; it's a picnic you see)

Ooze out the juices slow as tar,
Booze out on juices from a jar,
Lose one, into the pit chars,
Gas - boo! (Not me) Char-que.

Grill up some mushrooms, drool you'll go,
You'll feel all tinglish, eat on patio.

Char the round, char it brown,
Gettin' down, on charred ground round.
Bush® beans in the pot,
Cuttin' cheese soon be,
(This sure beats the hell out of old Mickey Dee's)

[Instrumental Interlude]

Onions and mushrooms grilled so slow,
Not Burger King-ish, that's too fatty-oh!

Royal Crown®, Chug some down,
Gettin' down, while charrin' brown,
It sure hits the spot,
Summertime's so free,
(Make mine little bloody with a pickle or three)

[Sax dominated instrumental conclude]


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Peter Andersson - August 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Let me guess, you had this one on the backyard burner for 555 minutes?
alvin - August 08, 2008 - Report this comment
lmao ...this is hilarious...i can just hear the guy with the bass voice doing the "just a little bloody" line...many other great lines as well...let's eat !
LadyCupCakes - August 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Guy, ~Lord o'Grillin Parody~ can I have mine with ~Raye's~ mustard from Maine?? It's the best, Sir.
Guy - August 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Peter - Actually a long time ago I did another "Char 'Em Brown" but it didn't go over too well. It was about a crematorium. And the line "I smell smoke in the autotorium" was replaced by "I smell smoke in the crematorium". It got a few bad reviews, because it was a subject that a lot of folks didn't seem to find too funny. So yeah it has in a way been on the back burner for quite a while in a way that is actually a re-write of te title only. Thanks for your comments. Hope you stil have some summer yet to enjoy a cook out or two. Is it winter there yet?

Alvin, my morbid friend, you'd probably enjoy the other "Char 'Em Brown" - that's one of the things I really like about you. You and I have the same kind of morbid sense of humor. And I liked that "bloody" line myself. Thanks old buddy for your review.

M'lady - I am shocked - a person of your calibur would surely state "Pardon me, but would you have any Grey Poupon®? Yes I will go online and order, ALL THE WAY FROM MAINE, some Rayes® and have it promply Fed-exed to the BBQ site just for you. Thanks for enjoying my work, dear lady.
AFW - August 09, 2008 - Report this comment
This racks up very well...tasty, and summery
Meriadoc - August 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Make mine bloody too... :-)
Guy - August 10, 2008 - Report this comment
AFW - Thanks for rackin' up a comment. So when should I show up for the BBQ today?

Thanks - Bloody Merry. Comin' right up!. =;-)

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