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Song Parodies -> "Hey Dictator"

Original Song Title:

"Operator"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jim Croce

Parody Song Title:

"Hey Dictator"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Hey dictator, what you been doin' since your fall?
Now your encumbered and your tail hook has been invaded.
Is everything OK?
Hope you weren't hurt in the fray.
You tried to burn a few wells before you skated.

Hiding out today in gay drag clothes?
But there is still com-bat.
We'll check your number and when we find it,
We'll ping your IP and get a sight line and you'll glow,
And then the bombs will blow,
Your bad ass straight to hell.
And all you third herd turds, you better watch yourself,
Cause we ain't a makin' deals.

Hey dictator, are your balls up against the wall?
I bet you don't slumber or sleep like a baby,
You are so gonna die,
It may just happen any time.
You think about the times when your world was gravy.

Hiding out today in gay drag clothes?
But there is still com-bat.
We'll check your number and when we find it,
We'll ping your IP and get a sight line and you'll glow,
And then the bombs will blow,
Your bad ass straight to hell.
And all you third herd turds, you better watch yourself,
Cause we ain't a makin' deals.

Hey dictator, we won't forget you not at all,
You're hanging out there and are you still shell shocked too?
May not have much time,
Before we're kickin' your behind,
And this is on your dime.

Hiding out today in gay drag clothes?
But there is still com-bat.
We'll check your number and when we find it,
We'll ping your IP and get a sight line and you'll glow,
And then the bombs will blow,
Your bad ass straight to hell.
And all you third herd turds, you better watch yourself,
Cause we ain't a makin' deals.

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Adagio - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job, Guy...tells it like it is!! 5's
Rick D - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
third herd turd----triple whammy.
Rick D - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
third herd turd----triple whammy.
Johnny D - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Well done, Guy. You and me are wailin' on them dictators! YEAH !
Wild Man - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Great Job! Well said, Guy.
Meriadoc - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
I love the pacing on that chorus. It is soooo perfect!
Guy - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Anyone take dictation anymore? :D Thanks all for the votes and comments.
Royce Miller - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, I somehow missed this one; great lines
Guy - April 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Royce - Thanks. Don't miss my next one coming out about Saddam, one year after the invasion. Should be out at next posting.
english police - April 24, 2004 - Report this comment
you need to learn the difference between "your" and "you're"

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