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Song Parodies -> "So Indicted"

Original Song Title:

"Peaches and Herb"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"So Indicted"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

(Martha Stewart)
He was a fool to ever trade inside,
Would sell at sixty if the stock did slide.
When sixty it's at, sell those stocks,
All out flat,
So liquidize I told him,
'Cause I can't stand pat, nay, nay.

(Peter Bacanovic)
She was grieving her portfolio,
That ImClone stock was sinkin' mighty low.
She has a way which she becomes,
Such a nasty bitch,
I don't recall I told her,
Take her stock and pitch, nay, nay.

(Martha Stewart)
So indicted, didn't think they could,
So indicted, now my ass is wood.
Thought stocks they would split,
My broker's one stupid shit.
I must have been short sighted,
'Cause I'm so indicted, hey, hey.

Instrumental Interlude

(Peter Bacanovic)
I liked the trading on the street named Wall,
Messed up my life,
Just making one phone call.
In jail for a crime,
With Bubba's member size nine.
I gave you what you want,
I'm the one doin' time, hey, hey.

(Martha Stewart)
I can't go losin' money, I won't pay,
Now I'm here in court, I'm having my day.
I won't acquiesce, there's no comments, I'm pissed,
I'll get my act together,
I'll get this dismissed, today.

Cover, cover tried to cover up,
They won't be happy 'til we're both bankrupt.
They'll be fines to pay,
We won't be contrite,
We're gonna wage the war,
As long as we can fight, hey, hey.

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Johnny D - February 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, this parody - it's a good thing. 5's
MarthaDTox - February 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Great parody ...very funny (ps another Martha Stewart themed song on
Jack Wilson - February 09, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! Great job! But isnt the artist Peaches and Herb and the song is Reunited?
Robert J. Pagliaro - February 09, 2004 - Report this comment
A gas-free DiRito parody - nice work. Am I the only person who loves Martha Stewart?

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