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Song Parodies -> "Fetch Us A Brew"

Original Song Title:

"Precious And Few"

Original Performer:

Climax

Parody Song Title:

"Fetch Us A Brew"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Fetch us a brew as my torments now come to bear.
Have quite a few, I'm like dry, I'm strung out and blue.
And if I can't find my way back home, I'm just beyond repair.
Fetch us some brews and the contents we two will share.

Maybe we'll do us some wine, I have change to spare.
Drinking a few will not really fix my dispair.
I always drink 'til I've bought the farm, it gets too much to bear,
So fetch us more brews 'til we vomit on these lawn chairs.

And if you can't find the kind with foam, I just won't really care.
Just fetch us some brew while my judgment is still impairied.

Fetch us a brew as my torments now come to bear.
Have quite a few, I'm like dry, I'm strung out and blue.
And if I can't find my way back home, I'm just beyond repair.
Fetch us some brews and the contents we two will share.

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Pacing: 3.7
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Overall Rating: 3.7

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Pat - August 08, 2003 - Report this comment
A very good job, Guy.
Michael Pacholek - August 08, 2003 - Report this comment
I'll drink to that.
Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor) - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Makes for a good drinking song at the bar.
Leigh O'Sheagh - May 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice one!

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