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Song Parodies -> "A Great Tight End"

Original Song Title:

"Up Around The Bend"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"A Great Tight End"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

With pig-skin season back in play tight ends are in high demand, but I can think of one that needs to retire.
Likes that place in the head where he's goin',
He was crass with those feet so sly,
He's not gay, he's not gay, he was goin',
When a stinkin' sting entwined.

Too late to try rescind, was lookin' for a great tight-end.

Eyew!

How he'd long for the style of a benjo,
A wide stance is just how he stood.
Hit a john in the john for a fag-day,
It's for shit not for shittin' wood.

Don't need to hear your spin, It's hard in a stall to bend.

Whoa!

How you'd shine on the floor with a motion,
Lookin' like got your piss-tol caught.
You still stay like you got constipation,
Either shit or get off the pot!

You took one on the chin, why won't you just let it end?

Wants a ride on the old Hershey highway,
But that cop he did not agree,
When you race to the head it's for goin',
Get a room, get a room Craig-y!

Yawl!

Tuck in that old tail-fin, not fun when they apprehend.

Wah!
Do do doo-do

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