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Song Parodies -> "Pole Slider"

Original Song Title:

"Low Rider"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

War

Parody Song Title:

"Pole Slider"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

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Cash I spend, on the pole slider,
The pole slider is a live wire.

Pole rider, dives a little lower,
Pole slider, she's a real show-er.

Pole rider knows how to be sweet, yeah!
Pole slider is a hon-ey treat, yeah!

Pole rider, you cruise that brass now,
Pole slider, alive with class.

(Extra verse since OS is way short)

Spent my rent, on the pole rider,
Good bye lair, no place to retire.

Pole rider, nothing left to throw her,
Pole rider, owah deal's over.

Pole slider; don't act real sweet now,
Pole rider, said to hit the street now.

Pole rider, she does no flash now,
Pole slider, I have no cash.

Here's a little tip,
For your little strip.
Swing a little hip for me-ee.

You're so well equipped,
Give that pole a grip,
You're such a little trip, oo-wee-ee!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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AFW - August 27, 2009 - Report this comment
You paint a sad, but so true, picture...great job, Guy
Leo Keough - August 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny exposé!!!...555!!!
Timmy1000 - August 27, 2009 - Report this comment
It's tough when you run out of cash; you get 5's, but I don't think they'll spend where you want them to.
metaphorsbwithu - August 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Don't remember the song (and never saw a pole slider) but the handling of the subject matter in the parody seems right on the mark to me. Here's three fives, which is unfortunately a lot less than the pole slider earned.
Fiddlegirl - August 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Well, if we need you or TT [as per yesterday], we know where to find you...;)

Bartender calls, "Guy? Hey, Guy-- your wife's on the phone..."
Gal-Up Poll - August 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Do they never think about how many germs are on that pole? bleah... Unlike mine, which is immaculate, of course. I'd give you three Fives, but you'd just throw 'em at the next dancer, so...
UnKnownVotrix - August 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir Guy, I prefer the 'Bronco riders' . . .
Germ-man-ic Influence - August 27, 2009 - Report this comment
@ Gal-Up Poll: "Unlike mine, which is immaculate, of course"... With 100,000 children? I'd hardly think so. Come visit me in the lab sometime. I'll show you my Petrie dish..
Christie Marie M - August 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Woo hoo!! Swinging you 5's with this one, Guy!!
@Germ-man-ic Influence - August 28, 2009 - Report this comment
That's what I like: a woman of culture!
Michael Pacholek - August 28, 2009 - Report this comment
I thought this was about Moe Drawbowsky, the Poland-born pitcher with the nasty slider who bailed out the Baltimore Orioles in the 1966 World Series. I guess my mind has had a couple of gears stripped.
AAMCO @ MP - August 28, 2009 - Report this comment
We've all known that for a long time.
Cultured Lady - August 29, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm simply teeming with it... BTW, I'll be teaching the 101 levels this semester if you'd care to enroll.
Two-Tonic, One Gin @ Germanic Cultured Lady - August 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Indeed, you are teaming with it, indeed! ... and *so* looking forward to that course on the 101 levels of the Kama Sutra! ;)
FG @ Gin Game - August 30, 2009 - Report this comment
ROFL at sig... and at comment!

It's too bad the Congress won't be in session then...some stuff about legal issues, ethics investigations, etc. ;)

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