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Song Parodies -> "A Wide Receiver"

Original Song Title:

"I'm A Believer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Monkees

Parody Song Title:

"A Wide Receiver"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

I thought love was all but through when thrown in jail,
Sent into these cells no girls you see.
Now, dudes are out to get me,
About to get reamed,
Keep the ointment handy, ease the screams.

Facts you have to face,
You're a wide receiver.
Better have some mace,
And shoot those guys blind.
This ain't love,
You're a wide receiver, they're hot like a fever, open wide.

I thought jail would be more like a boxing ring,
All it seems they crave is a rim shot.
It's nature they're defyin',
Had to pull a train,
Gonna need some moonshine for this pain.

Facts you have to face,
You're a wide receiver.
Better have some mace,
And shoot those guys blind.
This ain't love,
You're a wide receiver, they're hot like a fever, open wide.

----- Instrumental interlude -----

Now, dudes are out to get me,
About to get reamed,
Keep the ointment handy, ease the screams.

Facts you have to face,
You're a wide receiver.
Better have some mace,
And shoot those guys blind.
This ain't love,
You're a wide receiver, they're hot like a fever, open wide.

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow ,ow, ah-uh-uh.

(Fade)

I'm a wide receiver.

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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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Johnny D - February 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Let me guess - before you became a wide receiver, you were a tight end. 5's
2nz - February 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Doh, ya beat me to it. Course I was trying to go the football direction with this one. And to paraphrase Sublime 'I cannot take pity on men of your kind, even though you now take it in the behind.'
Michael Pacholek - February 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Fumble.
The Great Karlando - February 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Not bad, but you've done a whole lot better. The standards you set burned ya here I think. But hey, everyone has a dud now and then.
Jack Wilson - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! Great job, 5's!
Johnny D - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Restoring my previous 555 vote.

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