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Song Parodies -> "Ahmadinejad"

Original Song Title:

"Jose Feliciano"

Original Performer:

Feliz Navidad

Parody Song Title:

"Ahmadinejad"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics



Ahmadinejad,
Mid-east man who's mad,
Let's grease this guy bad,
Testrostal anal he play nuclee-ad.

Ahmadinejad,
His speech U.N. mad,
He preach Islam-dad,
Hostile-o plan-o he grease Jews bad.

He wants dismiss all the holicaust-ness,
Right now this fish still a smally nuisance,
He wants to dish out a volley nuke-ness,
Wants to so bomb Jews apart.

Ahmadinejad,
Fer-eze NAV [1] this lad,
Then seize his gonads,
And tear-o clam-os neuter his bad.

He then won't have him no hairy ball-ness,
He'll then lose it some his scary gall-ness,
And he'll wish he weren't so very ball-less,
Near his bottom's missin' part.

You wanna monkey with nuclo business,
You're just a junkie for nuclo fiss-ness,
The Jews will blast you so nuclo shit-less,
Just like Soddom off the chart.

Ahmadinejad,
Calls Islamabad,
He wants a Jihad,
He's macho grando a sleazy lad.

You'd like to murder and martyr Christmas,
And side with the Nazi charter axis,
You sir may get down and give our ass kiss,
On our bottom's; Our rear part.

Ah-ma-din-e-man,
The boss of Iran,
The Jews won't let stand,
If you fought 'em you'd be charred.

If you fought 'em you'd be charred.



[1] NAV Definition: [crh] See: Net asset value

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parody police - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Howdy! I think you oughtta resubmit this one, as you put the performer and song title in the wrong fields. It's a great parody, though; it's really worth reading. I enjoyed the content.
McKludge - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Ha! What a great title sub, and good broken English to fit with the feel of the OS.
John Barry - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Fantastic! I've tried by failed to come up with a title and parody incorporating the name of this psychopath.
alvin - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
muy bien...especially holicaust-ness
Guy - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks PP - My bad on that title SNAFU.

McKludge - I think the broken English effect was due to pacing parameters than a conscious effort except for the Spanglish mixed in since it is a Spanglish OS. And thanks for your feedback. Much appreciated.

John - I was actually looking for a title sub like "Let's Grease SOME-THING-BAD" or DAD or JAD but I could not find anything with three syllables with that ending that almost anyone would recognise, so I just thought what the heck - go for the wacko in Iran. I did however find a town in Turkey with the name "Batman". HA! Thanks for your response.
Guy - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Alvin - Glad you liked my poetic license-ness. Thanks.
MrMacphisto - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL.... great job...
littleCupCakes - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
great spoof on Mr ' Did-a-Job' !
AFW - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Fives just for knowing how to spell that bird's name
Invisible Boy - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent job of doing what would seem inpossible. Iran To my computer as fast as I could just to let you know how good it was.
Dee RAnge - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Pu-leeze nab his bomb! Top notch spoofing here, and timely as well.
John Jenkins - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Very good job of poking fun at a deserving target. But I can't decide whether I'm more impressed by the parody or shocked by the John Barry confession - I can't believe that 'Mr. 23 Parodies in One Night' ever tried and failed to come up with a parody concept.
Guy - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment
MrMacphisto - Thanks

littleCupCakes Thanks much - I like the "Did-a-Job jab.

AFW - I must confess I Googled the news on Iran and sure enough Aquavelvadad rose to the top of the heap. Thanks!

IB - Iran back to tell you thanks.

Dee Range - That was the answer to what I was originally looking for. I will not object if you do a parody on that. Pu-leeze be my guest.

JJ - JB did 23 parodies in one day? That's one per hour with only one hour left to peep, poop, eat and shave. Thanks JJ.
littleCupCakes - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment
A confession from Sir John Barry !?!? Now that would truly 'smoke the curtains' of any Confessional, as well as fry the poor Priest fo a crisp . . . .
Guy - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment
CC - Say what? SIR John Barry? Ha Ha. I didn't know that he was Knighted. Whoda thunk it?

We shot a nun by accident in a recent mob parody but we haven't as of yet offed a priest. Maybe I can get an angle on this for a future piece in the series - as for the fire we're burnin' up Frankie tomorrow - but this is about a whole different parody but the guys are just as bad to the bone.
littleCupCakes - December 12, 2007 - Report this comment
This maiden would be most honored Sir, to be of any assistance to the all the >> Dark Knights of Parody
PetitCupCake - December 13, 2007 - Report this comment
ahhh . . . Le Count Guy de MoanParody: Sir, as I am a recent arrival, and an accidental one at that, to < am i right > please take the liberty to incporporate any ideas or titles that i may offer to you and all the Dark Knight of Parody . ~Vive Les Sexy Parodies ~
Guy - December 13, 2007 - Report this comment
I will take that under advisement oh Lady CC. This knight will do thy bidding of worthy fodder for the parody cannon quite thankfully.

I as well arrived on this site quite by accident about 4 years ago. I had a 2 1/2 year lag but still managed to put out over 730 parodies and counting.

I feel honored to be thought of as a knight for more than one reason. In my USAF days the command patch I wore on my battle dress uniform was a black knight chess piece. I thought it was the neatest patch of all the USAF commands.

Ciao.
littleCupCakes - December 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh, Le Soire Knight de Parody ~ I commend your brave service aux Etates Unis ~ Lady CC

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