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Song Parodies -> "Windows Has Broken"

Original Song Title:

"Morning Has Broken"

Original Performer:

Cat Stevens

Parody Song Title:

"Windows Has Broken"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Windows has broken, I got one warning.
Crack nerds with tokens, must have entered.
Ways they were pinging, they's been exploring,
Viruses flinging fried up my world.

Keep the chain's last call, one bit in seven.
Wait for a new call, trap it at last.
Check for completness, now stick your card in,
Hung in the blackness, reboot at last.

Wait for a disk write, one without warning.
Warns with the disk's light, boot the array.
Check the workstation, hear the disk churning,
Sweet integration, no more they prey.

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Pat - August 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Great...looks as if you know your stuff.
Michael Pacholek - August 08, 2003 - Report this comment
How much are repairs on all the Windows?
Meriadoc - August 08, 2003 - Report this comment
I sure could have used your expertise over this last week! :-P
Guy DiRito - August 08, 2003 - Report this comment
You get blown off the air on your system Merry? Wondered where you have been.
Meriadoc - August 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Spybot32 got me. I've been told to stop using KaZaa. That really limts my parody potential... :-P
Tone-Def - August 08, 2003 - Report this comment
you can try using limewire (its address is as obvious as can be) and then deleting songs when you're done with them.

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