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Song Parodies -> "Blondies Not Dyed"

Original Song Title:

"The Ballad of Bonnie and Clyde"

Original Performer:

Georgie Fame

Parody Song Title:

"Blondies Not Dyed"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Blondies not dyed are pretty special people,
But they're thought of as people on the lower skilled end.
Blondies not dyed were orderin' up brews in,
One early afternoon at Cabana Bay.

They ordered four, and then yelled another round,
Partied that day in their favorite bar,
And started gettin' real unwound.

Blondies not dyed were happy with elation,
Gave self congratulation,
For all their thinking whiz-ness.
Done by July, we all must be some scholar,
Each time they toast they'd holler, earned the right to brag.

The one named Ann-she cried, "our brilliance has shown".
And then they ordered another Bud,
And chugged it down the beer with the foam.

Blondies not dyed, just might graduate MIT number one,
Funning and priding not many attention span's this long run.

They sat and laughed about dyein',
No bottled blond in this crew.
'Cause without too much tryin',
They put something together,
Something quite hazy, they bought all undone,
That was hard to do.

Bartender John, hearing this conversation,
Wanted an explanation from this happy head rush.
These blondies confide they solved a jigsaw puzzle,
That's why we're here to guzzle, they retorted then,

In fifty two days, we put it all together,
Up to four years the box read, outside.

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Total Votes: 5

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Paul Robinson - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy - looked in 'cause I wasn't sure if this was a song I knew. but I don't...have to "DK" here...
Johnny D - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Whaddaya know! I actually DO know "The Ballad of Bonnie and Clyde" ! 555, good job, Guy.
Adagio - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehe on the joke too. You know how to set them up. 5's
John Jenkins - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Clever parody, the punch line was well delivered.
Johnny D - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked the punch line, too!

Why did the blonde stare at the container of frozen orange juice?
Guy - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Uh, because it said concentrate?
alvin rhodes - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
fun to sing along to...thanks for the smile
Johnny D - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
You got it, Guy!
Jack Wilson - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job! 5's Guy!
? - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
How do I follow a comment like that? How weird.
Mari D, Not a Natural Blonde - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one, Guy! Nice use of that old song. And what's with all the alien messages all over this site?
Rick D - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Then ther was the blonde who called her boyfriend because she couldn't solve the jigsaw puzzle. He asked "What is the picture on the box?" She replied, "It's a big rooster" He told her to put the cornflakes back in.
Guy - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Mari, Huh? What comments are you talking about?

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