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Song Parodies -> "Not Leaving On This Jet Plane"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Leaving On A Jet Plane"

Original Performer:

Peter, Paul and Mary

Parody Song Title:

"Not Leaving On This Jet Plane"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

US Intel is back to the level of accuracy and reliablity that it had at the height of the cold war. This song is dedicated to that discipline and all those silent and unsung heros that make this work.
All the flights are stacked, and no one can go,
Al Queda's tryin' to even the score,
The chatter woke us up so you can't fly.
Now the news is breakin', tryin' to warn,
These acts they're making us a bit forlorn.
It's terroristic syndrome from the sky.

They're grisly, hostile they be,
They have so much hate, you see.
Stop them and don't let them steal the show.
Not leavin' on this jet plane,
We won't let you guys attack again,
So knave, this plane won't go.

There's so many guys to bring planes down,
So many guys, intel has found,
So just for now they can't do a thing.
Any plot they sow we'll catch a view,
When they try to sting, we'll catch that too,
They're plots we'll crack, frustration will we bring.

They're grisly, hostile they be,
They have so much hate, you see.
Stop them and don't let them steal the show.
Not leavin' on this jet plane,
We won't let you guys attack again,
So knave, this plane won't go.

Now the time has come to grieve you,
And this time we won't miss you,
We've got our spies and we're makin' hay,
Scheme about your crimes undone,
'Cause we won't leave you guys alone,
But these are times that we have to say:

They're grisly, hostile they be,
They have so much hate, you see.
Stop them and don't let them steal the show.
Not leavin' on this jet plane,
We won't let you guys attack again,
So knave, this plane won't go.

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Adagio - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment
I, for one, am glad that the Intel is accurate now..it really does make me feel safer! Good job. Guy! 5's
2nz - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment
As always, excellent pacing Guy.

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