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Song Parodies -> "Bite My Tire"

Original Song Title:

"Light My Fire"

Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Bite My Tire"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

I had a little cockerpoo,
Who dearly liked to bite on tires,
'cept he bit at the ones that twirled,
Couldn't stop him with barb wires.

Come on doggy, bite my tires,
Come on doggy, bite my tires,
He was really quite inspired.

Just once a hestated chew,
And as his dime dog show did expire,
And I had to pay a few,
To have me a funeral for this sire.

Come on doggy, bite my tires,
Come on doggy, bite my tires,
Bite my tire, then expire.

Wah, wah, wah,

Bite the tire,
Then expire, wah wah.

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Pat - July 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Love the Doors music! But, the poor doggy! good work, Guy.
Guide or Eat Toe - July 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Aisle Ike Ma Yo 'n' Wry Tings
Meriadoc - July 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Our Rottie used to chase after the fridge-dolly tires whenever we were moving anything...
Guy DiRito - July 08, 2003 - Report this comment
I had a German Shepard that would bite the wheels when I moved my lawn mover. She was smart enough to leave them alone when the mower was running though. I suppose this is what made me think of this song. I heard it playing yesterday in the car as I was running an errand.
Michael Pacholek - July 08, 2003 - Report this comment
I never figured you for a USC fan, Guy. (Look up "George Tirebiter" if you're confused.) My mother has a German shepherd who's too dumb to be afraid of the lawn mower. He actually thinks it's playing with him.
Guy DiRito - July 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Is that George Leroy Tirebiter? I think some old Cheech and Chong talked about him.
Guy DiRito - July 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Mike - I looked it up and found this - amazing: TIREBITER: The last name of George Leroy Tirebiter, another incarnation of P, the {EVERYMAN} in the FT's play {DWARF}. Also the name of the {YOLK}'S neighbors in the {NICK DANGER} video. The original George Tirebiter was a dog. In the liner notes for the Dwarf CD, Phil Austin writes: The dog, the immortal George Tirebiter, was the doughty unofficial mascot of USC (Univ. South. Calif.) athletic teams in earlier times, renowned for his devotion to attacking the spinning wheels of large American automobiles....
Guy DiRito - July 09, 2003 - Report this comment
I was thinking this character was from old Cheech and Chong, but it was really from Firesign Theater. Man, I had forgotten all about FT until I looked this up. That was some funny stuff that FT put out. Thanks, Mike.
Wild Man - July 09, 2003 - Report this comment
You had fun here!
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Below Average Dave - June 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Dang you have a lot of comments on this one. . .paced perfectly. . .yes. . .I think that's all I can really say on this one.

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