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Song Parodies -> "Please Father Please"

Original Song Title:

"Please Mr. Please"

Original Performer:

Oliva Newton-John

Parody Song Title:

"Please Father Please"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

In the basement of the church there is a call box,
With a microphone acoustic you can cue.
And the bingo cards will each cost you a quarter,
You can buy yourself a lot or just a few.

I just hope I'm lucky with that old ball counter,
It's not like this game's real taxing on the brain.
Then some button marking killjoy screams like King Kong,
And here I sit just missing it again.

Please, Father, Please, call out B-17,
It's been so long, I feel so wronged, 'fore it's over.
Please, Father, please, why you bein' so mean,
Will I ever win at bingo here again.

If I had a dime for every time I won you,
I'd like have ten cents, I'm lucky as can be.
I just gotta win some money from that cash till,
Or tomorrow I'll be filin' bancruptcy.

I'm just hopin' there be money left to gather,
'Cause it's for sure I will be losin' my behind.
Just some notes that have that legal tender texture,
Got that payment on my Chevy on my mind.

Please, Father, Please, call out B-17,
It's been so long, I feel so wronged, 'fore it's over.
Please, Father, please, why you bein' so mean,
Will I ever win at bingo here again.

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Rick D - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
What was that farmers dogs' name? I forgot.
Adagio - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
A very good one, Guy! 5's
Michael Pacholek - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you, Guy, for NOT taking this title where it could have gone.
David Chrenko - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job, Guy! Rick D, it's on the tip of my tongue . . . Ringo?
Rick D - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
If you've got a Ringo through the tip of your tongue, you have gotten kinky.
Guy - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
And just as an added treat I have the BINGO song coming out tomorrow and I promise that it will be different.
Stray Pooch - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
I am quite certain the dog's name is clap-clap-clap-clap-clap! Great parody, Guy. 555
Michael Pacholek - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Clap-clap-clap-clap-clap? You mean the dog's name is Nineteen Eighteen?
Father Guido Sarduchi - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Inna the Catholic Church we maka money the olda fashion way - We playa BINGO. It'sa no wonda thata this lady izza never win ata bingo. She canna tell thata 17 izza inna the I row not inna the B row.

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