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Song Parodies -> "Ling Giver"

Original Song Title:

"Green River"

Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Ling Giver"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Some days it just don't pay to get it up in the morning.

Well, saw this snack I knew a while ago, yeah.
Oo-wee hot ember thing of love,
Locked me in a fog wild cat dish night.
Talkin' along hope give her rode delight.
Snare cute girl chancin' for commune rites.

Next I hear this bull dyke hollerin' me,
Wanna jerk my rope and snap it on my knee.
Says that chick you're sweet on better hadn't otter,
Shoo guy, drag on by, she's my little trotter,
Pick up your feet - walk 'cause she's a boss l1ng giver.

Lost my roady scamp gets bent with gays, oh,
And fat gay righters and cross-dress fokkers,
My roady's tuner got took over,
Sad she found a girl so bold and older than
A glue fac'try hoss, She's a hom-o ling giver.

Who'd a known.

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Dee Range - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Tremendous wordplay and rhyming, Guy. Damn those Lingus sisters, Connie and Annie!
John Barry - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
And here I thought it was going to be a cod piece. You've got the silver tongue, Guy.
Rick C - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
What Dee said. 555
alvin - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
slurpingly funny
PMS - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I am overcome by your gift for lingustics
MrMacphisto - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL... many slips of the tongue here...
AFW - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Good crack-ling humor..

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