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Song Parodies -> "They're The Muppets"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Your Puppet"

Original Performer:

James and Bobby Purify

Parody Song Title:

"They're The Muppets"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Hear them sing, Piggy's pink it's true, she's a muppet.
They are many things, Sam was born true blue, He's a muppet.
Mmmm, Show scores, it is solid gold,
Singing and playing their roles, they're the muppets.

There's that Beaker guy, seldom moves his lips, Bunson's puppet.
Gets a zinger when Bunson's switch gets flipped. that poor muppet.
Mmmm, Kermit sometimes plays in the band,
But for this famous troop, he is in full command.

They're not puppets, they're the muppets.

That drummer boy, sometimes he'll annoy,
Animal plays them for you.
Beats so thunder-ful, He plays loud and bold,
Can play anything, it's true.

They're not puppets, they're the muppets.

They're entertainment kings, they're following's a throng, they're the muppets.
Old guys ignite and give them the gong, these two muppets,
Mmmm, Stat and Wald they don't like anything,
They watch the muppets, they knock cold with stings, on our muppets.

They're shocking, rocking, jesting, loving muppets,
Just banging out their thing,
They don't need no strings, doo doo mmm dah dah...

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John Jenkins - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Outstanding parody, Guy, but I am annoyed at your timing. You are the first person at amiright to parody this song. I have one which was going to come out tomorrow (and it probably still will), but it will look a lot less creative now.
Guy - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
You go John, I'm sure it will be great. Thanks.
Wild Man - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
I miss variety. TV . Gleeson, Sullivan, the muppets were a great show to watch.
Waldorf - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
I remember the first time we heckled that stupid show.
Statler - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
You remember the first time you heckled Al Jolson!
Rick D - November 18, 2003 - Report this comment
I'd clap for this parody, but one of my hands is in a sock.

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