Pop's in drag, he's swish but he's old.

Is it different or gay,
To gear up with Mary Kay?
Father's so queen for a day with heels and gown.
All though he's all dressed to kill,
There's some pillow on his grill.
And he looked a bit off kilter when he wore my sister's halter,
So he colors hairs of gray, trys to keep the pounds at bay.

Is it different or gay,
To gear up with Mary Kay?
Not a fresh fruit, just a husband dressed in drag.
He has tried to lose some weight but his butt just won't deflate.
It's because he's turning elder, he's more round like Earl Palmer .
So he'll botox lines away, 'til his face gets hard as clay.

Watch him squeeze, in one of these,
He tries to pour, into a four.
Pop's in drag, he's swish but he's old.

Men don't look the same I'd say,
When they dress up like they're gay.
But when they depreciate they're less admired.
So when they're past forty-five if these drag queen guys don't mind,
Dress at home in your own shelter, 'cause you're beyond any help here.

Watch him squeeze, in one of these,
He tries to pour, into a four.
Pop's in drag, he's swish but he's old.

Where's my bras and lingerie?
As I hear my mother say.
My pant suits and strapless dress I know he wore,
And he ripped out all the toes on my brand new panty hose.
I swear I'll move into a shelter, if he does not get some help here.
He needs help now I would say, I'd just wish he'd not act gay.

Is it different or gay,
To gear up with Mary Kay...