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Song Parodies -> "Pop's In Drag He's Swish But He's Old"

Original Song Title:

"Mother's Little Helper"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Pop's In Drag He's Swish But He's Old"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Pop's in drag, he's swish but he's old.

Is it different or gay,
To gear up with Mary Kay?
Father's so queen for a day with heels and gown.
All though he's all dressed to kill,
There's some pillow on his grill.
And he looked a bit off kilter when he wore my sister's halter,
So he colors hairs of gray, trys to keep the pounds at bay.

Is it different or gay,
To gear up with Mary Kay?
Not a fresh fruit, just a husband dressed in drag.
He has tried to lose some weight but his butt just won't deflate.
It's because he's turning elder, he's more round like Earl Palmer .
So he'll botox lines away, 'til his face gets hard as clay.

Watch him squeeze, in one of these,
He tries to pour, into a four.
Pop's in drag, he's swish but he's old.

Men don't look the same I'd say,
When they dress up like they're gay.
But when they depreciate they're less admired.
So when they're past forty-five if these drag queen guys don't mind,
Dress at home in your own shelter, 'cause you're beyond any help here.

Watch him squeeze, in one of these,
He tries to pour, into a four.
Pop's in drag, he's swish but he's old.

Where's my bras and lingerie?
As I hear my mother say.
My pant suits and strapless dress I know he wore,
And he ripped out all the toes on my brand new panty hose.
I swear I'll move into a shelter, if he does not get some help here.
He needs help now I would say, I'd just wish he'd not act gay.

Is it different or gay,
To gear up with Mary Kay...

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Charlie Decker - April 03, 2005 - Report this comment
One of the best, most original Stones parodies I've ever read, from the self-proclaimed maset of Stones parodies!
alvin rhodes - April 03, 2005 - Report this comment
tres chic ! ...5s
Adagio - April 03, 2005 - Report this comment
:D I liked it...learned what a swish was.
Guy - April 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I didn't know you were a Stones fan Charlie. I'll have to peruse some of your Stones stuff sometime. Thanks.

Thanks Alvin.

Pat. I like to keep it educational and I didn't know that Fats Domino's real name was Earl Palmer until I wrote this parody and learned it from onelook.com. Wonder how many readers knew this fact about Fats?
Johnny D - April 03, 2005 - Report this comment
This is a very funny parody, Guy - especially with the chorus-line "Is it different or gay, To gear up with Mary Kay?", since many cross-dressers are heterosexuals who just get eccentric psychological jollies from dressing-up as MOS's.
Rick Cormier - April 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny stuff!!! If your stepfather did this, would he be a fashion faux pa ?? 555
Tony - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
OMG, I misread the title as "Pope's in Drag"! Which would have been a bit cheeky. Don't know the OS, but nice job.
Michael Pacholek - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Fives to Guy, ones to Rick for that disgusting pun! Ow! We oughta put you on Mr. Blackwell's list! (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

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