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Song Parodies -> "He Can See Queerly Now"

Original Song Title:

"I Can See Clearly Now"

Original Performer:

Johnny Nash

Parody Song Title:

"He Can See Queerly Now"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

He can see queerly now, disdain is gone.
It took some real testicles just to say,
Now he's out he knows he can unwind,
Will his fans now take flight, (fright) flight, (fright)
Knowing he's gay.

He don't have to fake it now or feign along.
Richard is dealing now with being queer,
He's got that rainbow sign that gays endorse,
And oh yes he's quite, (quite) quite (quite)
Funny and gay.

He did astound, he just likes to do guys,
Takes them to bed, couple or two guys.

He does see queerly now, he goes for brawn,
Likes his recepticles the other way.
He likes his clock punched in from behind,
He's not a-gonna fight, (fight) fight, (fight)
Being this way.

He is renowned, what if his career dies?
Will he rebound, hanging with queer guys?


He may pay dearly now, his reign is gone.
He's in a real pickle now, I dare say...

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Pacing: 3.7
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Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Pat - July 04, 2003 - Report this comment
This is a coincidence...I like yours as much as
Meriadoc - July 04, 2003 - Report this comment
I have no idea who you are talking about (being the culturally illiterate sort I am) but I like it!
Guy DiRito - July 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Actor Richard Chamberlain - He recently made a closet exit. And I am glad you liked it.
norman k - July 07, 2003 - Report this comment
You out-did yourself! This is great. Hadn't heard the news about Richard until I read it here....but, somehow, I don't seem to feel shocked! Guess most of the good-looking Hollywood actors are "birds of a feather", but maybe we'd be better-off not knowing!
Richard Chamberlain - July 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy DiRito is a homophobic hack.
Michael Pacholek - July 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy is NOT a hack!
Richard Chamberlain - July 08, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL. OK, let's go with "hick."
Guy DiRito - July 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Richard - Is it true that you are thinking about making a minor change to your last name? I heard you were going to change just two letters - the L to an M and the N to a D. Now let's see. What would that make your last name to be?
Richard Chambermaid? - July 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh, you slay me, you smartypants, you! Did you come up with that one all by yourself? Back at ya: Did YOU know that "Guy" comes from the same root as "tool" and that "DiRito" means "of the right wing"? No kidding. Look it up.

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