-> "Mobster Bash"
Original Song Title:
"Monster Mash" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
I was watchin' the News gab late last night,
When my eyes beheld a "cheery" sight.
Slapped at mobsters with race jabs at these guys,
Did sullenly start crackin' wise.
He did so trash,
He did the mobster's trash.
Does lob/stir trash,
He does so rave hard gnash.
He'll get caught in the flash.
For what he bash,
He stirs a culture clash.
He's not obligatory to those cast Mid-East,
What is max the headroom of this vamp ired "priest"?
The Italians now catch the wrath from his loads,
And onto the Jews he so explodes.
He causes clash,
He causes culture clash.
This monster's rash,
He does so pave hard trash.
Those that he trash,
They're hot tempered, they'll flash.
Don't be so rash,
When you do mobster bash.
The honkies are having none,
Dem party he put in spun.
He hits the roof man,
Crackers soon gettin' guns.
The church was rockin' he's siccin' hounds,
"We wore the chains", whacked on his baying rounds.
The mobbin' gangsters are about to arrive,
They're a focal group, they'll drop kick ya wis
He's playin' rash,
He's weighin' culture clash.
Like dumpster trash,
His mouth so gave hard lash.
He sayed the trash,
He got people to flash.
Take out the trash,
Take out this monster's bash.
Out from the pulpit, Wright's voice does ring,
Seems he's caused trouble for the left wing.
He's steamed the lid, and cooks up mess,
Once said, what's gonna happen in the Pennsylvania quest?
He talks the trash,
He talks a monster trash.
This monster's rash,
It's worse than junkyard trash.
So stow the trash,
Please just go in a flash,
Don't need re-hash,
You cause a culture clash.
He talks out of school; he's quite out of hand,
With his culture clash, he does spit on the land.
For you the Jewish, this trash was meant too,
When you talk like some whore, who knows what is sent due.
Please, no more trash,
You got the mobsters' rash.
The mobsters clash,
You may pay grave hard cash.
You so they'll thrash,
Best watch out for your ash,
You go and trash,
You do the mobsters' trash.
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