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Song Parodies -> "The Incident Man"

Original Song Title:

"An Innocent Man"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"The Incident Man"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Click HERE for the OS to this parody of Billy Joel's "Innocent Man".

Some weasle strayed just away from his door,
And in a flash bullets opening up.
Then there's no noise as he falls outside,
And dope! His life passes his eyes.

One lethal shiv if he's near 'nuff to touch,
Without anger this hacking it's way cool.
Then he goes missin' like anyone,
So nobody knows that he died.

You know if your not protecting yourself,
So don't be thinking be somebody else.
You best alert to,
The Lord up above.
Taking fall from a shove.
Don't go defying our generous deal,
We're not beyond doing anything,
To implore a taste when we can.
What we pull seems we're ice and we're cold,
Therefore we're ever lookin' taste for the tongue.
One monthly billing so you won't cry,
And law's wise man jams in to this man.
Law's hand gets in to this man,
As so they can.

Mob people stay as they never can leave,
Old "Stutters" Tomas got shot in the park.
'Cause you're not only a member a spell,
The word's nobody dwells like before.

Mob people keep with their own 'cause they're tight,
To spread the taking of cover from Fed.
The key rule lf find you're a guest of the state,
Is just wait out your score.

We know we don't want none hear what we say,
That's why we twist up our words all kind ways.
Fancy tongue-ware and our gibberish jive,
Wanted dead or alive,
On ground above or to stay out the pen.
You'll catch a glove; Outta school talk a while,
It's the rule you see; No understand.

"The Weevil" guns an impossible fight,
Primeval triggers the mind so to spin.
Have you know this was a fight he don't choose,
He accrues the tag "Incident Man".
He's brand the "Incident Man",
Oh yes he's brand
The "Incident Man".

Who knew his cronies hurt themselves in this fight,
For "The Weevil" they were martyred for spite.
Because derision
The ground they're below.
Everybody does know
That there's advance in disinfecting these lugs.
There is no love for those dearly depart,
Nor find out where the heartburn began.

"Weev's" people doped on a judicature,
"In's" people just accept it weird as it is.
But "In's" got killing and they laid down and died,
Because he canned an ignorant man.

He's brand as "Incident Man"
Oh yes he's brand
As "Incident Man"...


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Poop Pants - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Hi Guy! I like this 80's OS, and I like this parody! Nice play on the words there ("incident" vs. "innocent"). 555's
Dee Range - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment
What a story, Guy! The Mafia Tapes keep on going, and getting better. And forgot to vote.
alvin - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment
this knocked me off...uh..i mean OUT
AFW - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Like a humorous Mafia manual...very good
Guy - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment
PP - Thanks glad to see that you appreciate the sub.

Dee - More to come tomorrow. Another Billy Joel based Waste Management Business Special of OS "The Longest Time".

Alvin - It's OK they do both - they be's an equals opportunities bashers - More Bates on the horizon?

AFW - I don't know why but Billy Joel's lyrics just readily lends themselves to this sort of "stunzo/oobatz" type spoofing. Gratzi!
Carmine (2-LOUD) Boccotesta - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey-E Ovah 'eah, Huh? "Incidend Man" wuz alwayz a kwik study. I'm tinkin' 'boud makin' im my unnerboss if'n my numbah 2 doan ged stobbed frikin tings up. I tink hez tastin' sum of da taste an' shavin' off too mudge a da jooce. An dat Tomas da guy wid da studders alwayz creept me oud. Hez best off outta 'eah wid dat gettin' losd ider a hiz. He shudda knowd he cand up an' kwit on da WMB. Nex ting I godda woik on dat "Baby Fist" cuz hez bin actin uppity an tinks hez gawd the stronkest famly dat dere iz. Dere is sune ta be trubble so wees is gettin' oud da mattresses. Jus a wee hint uv wud iz ta come. 2-LOUD Outta 'eah.
Invisible Boy - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment
You're not innocent, you're guilty of keeping this underworld saga going...good going and fuggedadbowdit
Guy - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment
This is an excerpt from an actual wire tap on a Mafiosa drug dealer. The URL is H**P://

MAZZEI: You know the golf club and the dogs you gave me in return?
HILL: Yeah.
MAZZEI: Can you still do that?
HILL: Same kind of golf club?
MAZZEI: No. No golf clubs. Can you still give me the dogs if I pay for the golf clubs?
HILL: Yeah. Sure.

(portion of conversation omitted)

MAZZEI: You front me the shampoo and I'll front you the dog pills...What time tomorrow?
HILL: Anytime after twelve.
MAZZEI: You won't hold my lady friend up?
MAZZEI: Somebody will just exchange dogs.

Visit the site and read the article. It is quite enlightening.
Guy - December 11, 2007 - Report this comment
IB - Guilty as charged. And thanks for your attention and comment.
malcolm higgins - December 12, 2007 - Report this comment
excellent.. "incident"ally
Poop Pants - December 12, 2007 - Report this comment
yes, i did forget to vote...sorry 'bout that
Guy - December 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Malcolm - jus like shid - incidences habbens. Thanks for your interest and allowing me to entertain you for a bit.

PP - Thanks - I enjoy the comments way more than the votes. So it's no big deal to me when someone does not vote or throws ones at me. What does annoy me is that this parody has 37 different and distinct individual views and only a handful of comments. What's up with the readers? We LIKE to hear about our craft, good, bad or indifferent. Any words are better than zero words. Thanks again and Ciao.
littleCupCakes - December 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Sir Guy, I mean no disrespect, but I just don't have the time to type comments to all the 'Dark Knights of Parody', as my boss thinks that I am doing 'on-line Xmas shopping' !!! Yeah . . . Rito!!!

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