-> "The Incident Man"
Original Song Title:
"An Innocent Man" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Incident Man"
Some weasle strayed just away from his door,
And in a flash bullets opening up.
Then there's no noise as he falls outside,
And dope! His life passes his eyes.
One lethal shiv if he's near 'nuff to touch,
Without anger this hacking it's way cool.
Then he goes missin' like anyone,
So nobody knows that he died.
You know if your not protecting yourself,
So don't be thinking be somebody else.
You best alert to,
The Lord up above.
Taking fall from a shove.
Don't go defying our generous deal,
We're not beyond doing anything,
To implore a taste when we can.
What we pull seems we're ice and we're cold,
Therefore we're ever lookin' taste for the tongue.
One monthly billing so you won't cry,
And law's wise man jams in to this man.
Law's hand gets in to this man,
As so they can.
Mob people stay as they never can leave,
Old "Stutters" Tomas got shot in the park.
'Cause you're not only a member a spell,
The word's nobody dwells like before.
Mob people keep with their own 'cause they're tight,
To spread the taking of cover from Fed.
The key rule lf find you're a guest of the state,
Is just wait out your score.
We know we don't want none hear what we say,
That's why we twist up our words all kind ways.
Fancy tongue-ware and our gibberish jive,
Wanted dead or alive,
On ground above or to stay out the pen.
You'll catch a glove; Outta school talk a while,
It's the rule you see; No understand.
"The Weevil" guns an impossible fight,
Primeval triggers the mind so to spin.
Have you know this was a fight he don't choose,
He accrues the tag "Incident Man".
He's brand the "Incident Man",
Oh yes he's brand
The "Incident Man".
Who knew his cronies hurt themselves in this fight,
For "The Weevil" they were martyred for spite.
The ground they're below.
Everybody does know
That there's advance in disinfecting these lugs.
There is no love for those dearly depart,
Nor find out where the heartburn began.
"Weev's" people doped on a judicature,
"In's" people just accept it weird as it is.
But "In's" got killing and they laid down and died,
Because he canned an ignorant man.
He's brand as "Incident Man"
Oh yes he's brand
As "Incident Man"...
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|How Funny: ||3.9|
|Overall Rating: ||3.9|
|Total Votes: ||10|
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| || || || ||Pacing|| ||How Funny|| ||Overall Rating|
| ||1|| ||2||
| ||2|| ||1||
| ||3|| ||0||
| ||4|| ||0||
| ||5|| ||7||