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Song Parodies -> "I Lie With Sheeps Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"The Lion Sleeps Tonight"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Tokens

Parody Song Title:

"I Lie With Sheeps Tonight"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

Guess the "Sheep Trilogy" is now a quadrilogy. Hard habit to break. You know what they say: "Once you go sheep, you never go (bleep)".
Shee-e-e-eep:
Sle-e-e-e-ep
They're a much bet-ter lay
Flo-o-o-ock:
Un-til try, don't knock
I know what you'll say:

Oh, warmandwet, Oh, warmandwet
Oh, warmandwet, Oh, warmandwet
Oh, warmandwet, Oh, warmandwet
Oh, warmandwet, Oh, warmandwet
Oh, warmandwet, Oh, warmandwet
Oh, warmandwet, Oh, warmandwet
Oh, warmandwet, Oh, warmandwet
Oh, warmandwet, Oh, warmandwet

In the ranchland, the open ranchland,
I lie with sheeps tonight
In the ranchland, the lonely ranch hand:
I lie with sheeps tonight

La-a-a-amb,
D*-*-*-*-*mn,
As good as you can get
Gra-a-a-aze;
Da-a-a-aze,
Make warm, lov-ing pet

In the pasture, the grazing pasture,
I lie with sheeps tonight
In the pasture, fleece "alabasture"
I lie with sheeps tonight

Shee-e-e-eep
And Miss Bo Pee-eep
A threesome in the grass
Soft-ly cree-ep
Up mount-ain stee-eep
To la-dy and lass

Secret meeting, I keep repeating
I lie with sheeps tonight
Ovine bleating, a welcome greeting
I lie with sheeps tonight

Yee-e-e-ha
Whee-e-e, hah!
And now I steal a-way
Me-e-e, yeah,
And she-e-e, yeah
A roll in the hay


Malcolm Higgins did a sheeparody of TOS, but the two parodies are quite different. © 2007 Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved.

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McKludge - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey, keep your mitts off my Baaaaarbara! 555
Agrimorfee - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny, inspired "wemoweh" sub...but I miss the Tommy Turtle who wasn't obsessed with interspecies breeding.
Stooge - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Very funny. Had me laughing.
Red Ant - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
As Aggy said, funny sub for "wimoweh". Lots of great internal rhyming, too. "Sheeps"? I thought "sheep" was both singular and plural. I guess you are referring to all species of sheep... how diverse!

Speaking of grammar, I have an idea for you: MC Hammer's "U Can't Touch This" (stop, grammar time!). 5s
alvin - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
i'll be chanting "oh, warmandwet" all day
Project Sisyphus - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Not baaaad! Let's see the video!
Michael Pacholek - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
First it was Mark Foley, then Larry Craig, now it's sheep and turtles? It's unnatural! Giving this parody a five? Now THAT is natural!
John Barry - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Mary had a little lamb--and so did you. Wonderwool!
Below Average Dave - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Sheep & Turtles, my thoughts exactly Mike! Absolutely fantastic TT. . .something about the "warmandwet" chorus just got me cracking up.
AFW - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Top writing, TT...sings perfect
Tommy Turtle - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
McKludge, thanks; will do (lol) ... Stooge, alvin, Project Sisyphus, (lol) Michael Pacholek, John Barry, Below Average Dave, AFW, thanks.

Agrimorfee, thanks for v/c... "The Wonderbra" was for people, not sheep; sorry that wasn't clear (lol)

Red Ant: Thanks for giving me an excuse -- I guess that's related to our discussion somewhere about "people's" and "peoples'", right???

Of course, you are correct; "sheeps" is incorrect. To stay parallel with TOS "sleeps", a bit of "poetic license" was used, or what Stuart McArthur so aptly calls "nudge, wink".

It's really good to know that I've created an heir to carry on the legacy of grammar nit-picking when my days are through :) :) :)
Phil Alexander - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Next stop Baa-baa-ra Ann?
TT - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Phil, I'm going to have to take it on the "lamb" from Agrimorfee if I do one more sheep parody, but that's a great idea :-) thanks.
TJC - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Ewe've got the 'touch' man... hilarious hirsuite humdinger!
stuart mcarthur - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
very very Tommy Turtle - and that's a compliment - loved the inclusion of Bo Peep - ha! - 555
Jason - September 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny!
Red Ant - September 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks TT, but I'll pass on the legacy: I don't want to have to change my author name to "Ped Ant". The MC Hammer idea... no good?
TT - September 22, 2007 - Report this comment
TJC, thanks... stuart mcarthur, whew! - glad that's a compliment (lol).. thanks, stu.... Jason, thanks.

Red Ant: I'm vaguely aware of the existence of MC and of that phrase, but know nothing of the OS or any else about his work. So, the point of the suggestion was lost on the pea-brain. In other words, I didn't get it? and lol on "Ped Ant" :)
PMS - September 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Ewe really flocked up this time. 555
TT - September 23, 2007 - Report this comment
PMS, LOL! ... I feel duly sheepish... thanks :)
Peregrin - September 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Good one! You are starting to feel verrry sheeepy...!
Tommy Turtle - September 15, 2012 - Report this comment
Peregrin: Whew! Much better than "creeepy", as Aggy hinted. ;-D ... and yes, they are hypnotizing, with those big eyes (or whatever ;) staring up at you... :)

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