Song Parodies -> The First Time Ever I Saw Your Lace
| Original Song Title: | "The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face" |
| Original Performer: | Roberta Flack |
| Parody Song Title: | "The First Time Ever I Saw Your Lace" |
| Parody Written by: | Tommy Turtle |
Inspiration for follow-ups to Tuesday's parody of TOS came from comment by Appendoappendage ..... Intended to be the usual leering juvenility, but ended up as a love song. Didn't know TT had a romantic side, huh? ... lotta surprises in that shell. :)
The first time ever I saw your lace
And where your thong rose o'er your thi- -i -i -i -ighs
And the poon that it guards was the gift you gave
In the dark, to boyfriend's surprise, oh love!
Lightning, spark; can't transcend this prize
The first time ever I headed south
From near your heart, sweet globes subli- -i -i -i -ime
Felt my trembling start; feelings active, stirred
Ran your hair through my left hand, like glove
Soft and rare, each silky strand
And the first time ever I played with you
I felt your part, oh most divi- -i -i -i -ine
And you knew this boy was filled with mirth
At last! I ascend and climb my love
Unsurpassed, so I send this rhyme, my love
The first time ever I felt your place; heart, race!
Embrace your grace!
No footnotes, just a nice afterglow. © 2009 Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved. E-mail: tomm...@yahoo.com
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Good combo today - this one more racy than kinky
Wonderful twofer day from you, Tom!!!
very good, SenorTaTa . . . !
Simply Transcendent... or was that 'Translucent'!? Poe-etry, er, becomes ewe, sir! Now if you could just please quiet down that damn beating heart of yours under the floor boards?
Timmy1000: yeah, tried to have two diff spins ... thanks for v/c, T1k.
Mark Scotti: And for the price of one! :) thanks, Mark!
lolCupCakes: Glad you enjoyed... thanks for v/c, lCC.
Appendoappendage: It wouldn't beat so hard if this pendulum with an axe blade weren't slowly lowering! ... thanks for v, c, and I (inspiration, Aa!
Mark Scotti: And for the price of one! :) thanks, Mark!
lolCupCakes: Glad you enjoyed... thanks for v/c, lCC.
Appendoappendage: It wouldn't beat so hard if this pendulum with an axe blade weren't slowly lowering! ... thanks for v, c, and I (inspiration, Aa!
This parody should be sung by "Fill Hair-is"
Good job, TT
ooh la la
AFW: (lol) thanks.
alvin: you, thank lah(ts)
alvin: you, thank lah(ts)
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