Song Parodies -> Fake Knockers
| Original Song Title: | "Goldfinger" |
| Original Performer: | Shirley Bassey |
| Parody Song Title: | "Fake Knockers" |
| Parody Written by: | Tommy Turtle |
Ladies, please! -- quality, not "quantitty!"
Fake knockers
Mam-mar-ies, mere molehills made mountainly
By sur-ger-y
Such mistake knockers
Feel so hard, as hard as a box of rocks
Filled with e-pox'
Charming chest, it's the best you have seen
Pretty pouches pumped plump with saline
Such a sucker, sir! Know when you've kissed 'em
Some M. D. has
Artificed 'em!....
Fake knockers
Braless breasts, cute crests carve such seemly swell
Made by Mattel!
Juicy jugs jutting out on their own
Big bazongers blessed by si-li-cone
How exciting can grope in the car be?
When you're really
Feeling Barbie!...
Fake knockers
Drooling guy, a titular lie you're told
Those boobs are cold
They're not warm, they're cold
So darn cold
They're stone cold
They're not warm, they're cold
So darn cold
They're stone co-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-old!
Mam-mar-ies, mere molehills made mountainly
By sur-ger-y
Such mistake knockers
Feel so hard, as hard as a box of rocks
Filled with e-pox'
Charming chest, it's the best you have seen
Pretty pouches pumped plump with saline
Such a sucker, sir! Know when you've kissed 'em
Some M. D. has
Artificed 'em!....
Fake knockers
Braless breasts, cute crests carve such seemly swell
Made by Mattel!
Juicy jugs jutting out on their own
Big bazongers blessed by si-li-cone
How exciting can grope in the car be?
When you're really
Feeling Barbie!...
Fake knockers
Drooling guy, a titular lie you're told
Those boobs are cold
They're not warm, they're cold
So darn cold
They're stone cold
They're not warm, they're cold
So darn cold
They're stone co-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-old!
The author finds the whole situation udderly ridiculous. © 2006 Tommy Turtle.
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Nice alltiteration. This tune couild travel as a pair with my "Cones." And check out that sublime album cover on the right, fourth from the bottom. 5s
i admired the acutely astute alliteration as well
TT, you win the booby prize, the secrets of which shall require you to DeLVe into the mysteries of Swollen Numerals.
I don't know... some good lines, but I can only give it a 007 on a scale of 010.
DKTOS, but funny stuff.
John, Alvin, thanks, a lot of people have called me "alliterate", or something like that... and John, happy to provide the opportunity for a plug; do I get a fee per click-through?
Johnny D, Michael, thanks, but each of you lost me in the second half of your comments -- I must have spent all the neurons on writing. Explain, please??
Johnny D, Michael, thanks, but each of you lost me in the second half of your comments -- I must have spent all the neurons on writing. Explain, please??
Chilling! 555
Thanks Agrimorfee.
Johnny D, it only took me a year and a half, but I finally got the "DLV" pun. Turtles are slow, but we get there eventually :)
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