Song Parodies -> Wife Stabbers
| Original Song Title: | "Back Stabbers" |
| Original Performer: | The O'Jays |
| Parody Song Title: | "Wife Stabbers" |
| Parody Written by: | Tommy Turtle |
The author cannot emphasize strongly enough that this song and its satire refer ONLY to the "civilly wrongful" actions of one individual, and not to any other person or group or class of people. Doesn't a sense of humor help us all get along?
What they do!
They smile in your face
All the time they wanna kill your race
The wife stabbers (wife stabbers)
They smile in your face
All the time they wanna kill your race
The wife stabbers (wife stabbers)
All you White girls
Dating a Brother
And you really care (yeah)
Well, its all of you White girls
Who better beware (yeah, yeah, yeah)
He's gonna stab
You and your buddy
Leave you in the street
All dead and bloody
Blade so long
Clutched tight in his fist
Aiming straight at your back
And I don't think he'll miss!
What they do!
They smile in your face
All the time they wanna kill your race
The wife stabbers (wife stabbers)
They smile in your face
All the time they wanna kill your race
The wife stabbers (wife stabbers)
Nicole visits
With Ron Goldman
Just a friend (yeah) (what's he doin' to em?)
He's stabbin 'em both
Again and again and again and again (yeah, yeah,)
'Cause he thinks Ron
Would do his woman
It don't even be true
But the knife keeps on comin'
So all you White girls,
Get on the right track
Before you receive
Some of those knives in your back!
What they do!
They smile in your face
All the time they wanna kill your race
The wife stabbers (wife stabbers)
They smile in your face
All the time they wanna kill your race
The wife stabbers (wife stabbers)
Low down... dirty...
What they do!
They smile in your face
Smiling faces... Smiling faces in court tell lies (wife stabbers)
They smile in your face
You don't need ... low down, dirty wife stabbers...
They smile in your face
All the time they wanna kill your race
The wife stabbers (wife stabbers)
They smile in your face
All the time they wanna kill your race
The wife stabbers (wife stabbers)
All you White girls
Dating a Brother
And you really care (yeah)
Well, its all of you White girls
Who better beware (yeah, yeah, yeah)
He's gonna stab
You and your buddy
Leave you in the street
All dead and bloody
Blade so long
Clutched tight in his fist
Aiming straight at your back
And I don't think he'll miss!
What they do!
They smile in your face
All the time they wanna kill your race
The wife stabbers (wife stabbers)
They smile in your face
All the time they wanna kill your race
The wife stabbers (wife stabbers)
Nicole visits
With Ron Goldman
Just a friend (yeah) (what's he doin' to em?)
He's stabbin 'em both
Again and again and again and again (yeah, yeah,)
'Cause he thinks Ron
Would do his woman
It don't even be true
But the knife keeps on comin'
So all you White girls,
Get on the right track
Before you receive
Some of those knives in your back!
What they do!
They smile in your face
All the time they wanna kill your race
The wife stabbers (wife stabbers)
They smile in your face
All the time they wanna kill your race
The wife stabbers (wife stabbers)
Low down... dirty...
What they do!
They smile in your face
Smiling faces... Smiling faces in court tell lies (wife stabbers)
They smile in your face
You don't need ... low down, dirty wife stabbers...
Could the name of the original group have been any more appropriate? Were they prophetic, or what???
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