-> "Don't Young Things Have Flowers Anymore? (A Father's Lament, Part II)"
Original Song Title:
"You Don't Bring Me Flowers"
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Parody Song Title:
"Don't Young Things Have Flowers Anymore? (A Father's Lament, Part II)"
The Lyrics
Young girls don't have flowers
Texting pictures of thongs
Can't bear vir-gin-ity anymore
Not to come is a bore
No more "Wedding's the day"
I remember when
They'd say, "Must wait to love me"
Used, first date? No; leave, she
Now they're all lovin', each date, each night
They have wood for you
And you're sayin' "Alright"
Kindly just roll over
Doggie-style, in sight
No, young girls don't have flowers anymore
They used to stay so natural
With H. Imperforata [1]
But "unused, she" don't count anymore
They just lay till they're sore
While old creeps are away
But Baby, please remember
All the things, can caught, be
Get burned by the syph'
Or by herpes, oh my!
Full of "child of love" [2]
Or catch AIDS, and you die
So, please hear my concern
(Maybe hump, staying dry?)
'Cause Daddy waits up hours at the door
[1] (Medical Latin) -- intact hymen
[2] i. e., pregnant.
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