-> "Tommy Turtle"
Original Song Title:
"Johnny Angel"
Parody Song Title:
"Tommy Turtle"
The Lyrics
(Tommy Turtle, Tommy Turtle, Tommy Turtle, Tommy Turtle)
You're the turtle for me
Tommy Turtle
He's a reptile
With a brain as big as just a pea
But he carefully constructs creations cle-ver-ly
Tommy Turtle
He's amphib'yus
Coolly comfortable on land or sea
And his parodies reflect this ver-sa-til-i-ty!
Meek and modest
Hardly has much to say
He stays inside his shell
Although he writes so well
Other turtles?
Next to him, second rate
They can't articulate
Like Tommy, so I wait
'Til Tommy Turtle
Posts a new song
Quickly click in nick of time to see
Perspicacious perorations prepared plu-per-fect-ly
He's "allit'rate";
Shows such sa-gac-i-ty
Starts syll'bles sim'larly
So phonologic'ly
Other turtles
Sign some songs they can cite
But I scan Amiright
All day and half the night
For Tommy Turtle
'Cause he's brilliant
And he pens such piercing parody
That for witty written rhyme, no Turtle's so good as he!
(Tommy Turtle, Tommy Turtle, Tommy Turtle, Tommy Turtle)
You're the turtle for me
(Tommy Turtle, Tommy Turtle, Tommy Turtle, Tommy Turtle)
You're the turtle for me
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