Song Parodies -> There, Their, They're (Usage Guide)
| Original Song Title: | "Turn, Turn, Turn" |
| Original Performer: | The Byrds |
| Parody Song Title: | "There, Their, They're (Usage Guide)" |
| Parody Written by: | Tommy Turtle |
Red Ant helped us fix the misuse of "of" in "Of Misused". Hope this song helps to cure "homophonia". (A rotten pun on "homophobia", or gay-fearing; "homophones" are words that sound alike and karaoke alike, but have different spellings and/or meanings, such as those in this song.) OS, featured in the movie "Forrest Gump", is here. MIDI is here (search "turn"). Parody doesn't rhyme perfectly 'cuz OS doesn't always rhyme so well either, but for setting Bible verses* to music, I think they did pretty well, don't you?
To everything, (there, their, they're)
"There's" a correct term, (there, their, they're)
One right word: each... situation in our grammar
First, "there" is a place -- A place that's not "here";[1]
Belongs: someone else? That's where we use "their";
And "they're": a contraction that stands for "they are"
"Contraction": we put two words together
To everything, (there, their, they're)
"There's" a correct term, (there, their, they're)
One right word: each... situation, so don't stammer
If you're sympathizing: "Now, now, dear, there, there";
Remember that "theirs" belongs to an "heir";[2]
Apostrophe? Two words: "They are" turns to "they're";
Mnemonics:[3] help, phonics remember!
To everything, (there, their, they're)
"There's" a correct term, (there, their, they're)
One right word: each... situation; hear my clamor
I think now "you're" there! -- Yes! -- "there is" is "there's"
Apostrophe:[5] one letter gone, as in "where's"
Each such contraction: "a" missing, or "i"
So, when you see... punctuation, "your" mind knows why!
To everything, (you're, your, yore)
"There's" a correct term, (you're, your, yore)
One right word: each... situation; "you're" no scammer
Hello, there! There are... some great writers here
Since days of "yore" ("old") ... ore: gold, we hold dear[4]
Let's stop right there - that resting place there
There! They're there: their... connotations, there forever
To ev'rything, (there, their, they're)
"There's" a correct term, (there, their, they're)
One right word: use it right, you'll... me, enamor
(repeat chorus and fade)
*OS lyrics were adapted from The Book of Ecclesiastes, 3:1-8, and set to music by Pete Seeger.
[1]"There" contains the word "here" -- (T)here -- so "here and there" are places.
[2]"Their" and "theirs" contain the word "heir" -- (T)heir -- someone who inherits something, at which point, it's "their" stuff; it is "theirs".
[3]"Mnemonic" -- a trick to help remember something, such as the two previous tricks and the next one, all of which, by the way, I made up just for this song. Having a pea-brain, the Turtle needs to concoct stuff like that constantly in order to remember anything, such as where in the mall he parked his car.
[4]"Yore" contains the word "ore", which is stuff that's been in the earth since times long ago, or days of "yore"; and might be "gold", which contains "old".
"There's" a correct term, (there, their, they're)
One right word: each... situation in our grammar
First, "there" is a place -- A place that's not "here";[1]
Belongs: someone else? That's where we use "their";
And "they're": a contraction that stands for "they are"
"Contraction": we put two words together
To everything, (there, their, they're)
"There's" a correct term, (there, their, they're)
One right word: each... situation, so don't stammer
If you're sympathizing: "Now, now, dear, there, there";
Remember that "theirs" belongs to an "heir";[2]
Apostrophe? Two words: "They are" turns to "they're";
Mnemonics:[3] help, phonics remember!
To everything, (there, their, they're)
"There's" a correct term, (there, their, they're)
One right word: each... situation; hear my clamor
I think now "you're" there! -- Yes! -- "there is" is "there's"
Apostrophe:[5] one letter gone, as in "where's"
Each such contraction: "a" missing, or "i"
So, when you see... punctuation, "your" mind knows why!
To everything, (you're, your, yore)
"There's" a correct term, (you're, your, yore)
One right word: each... situation; "you're" no scammer
Hello, there! There are... some great writers here
Since days of "yore" ("old") ... ore: gold, we hold dear[4]
Let's stop right there - that resting place there
There! They're there: their... connotations, there forever
To ev'rything, (there, their, they're)
"There's" a correct term, (there, their, they're)
One right word: use it right, you'll... me, enamor
(repeat chorus and fade)
*OS lyrics were adapted from The Book of Ecclesiastes, 3:1-8, and set to music by Pete Seeger.
[1]"There" contains the word "here" -- (T)here -- so "here and there" are places.
[2]"Their" and "theirs" contain the word "heir" -- (T)heir -- someone who inherits something, at which point, it's "their" stuff; it is "theirs".
[3]"Mnemonic" -- a trick to help remember something, such as the two previous tricks and the next one, all of which, by the way, I made up just for this song. Having a pea-brain, the Turtle needs to concoct stuff like that constantly in order to remember anything, such as where in the mall he parked his car.
[4]"Yore" contains the word "ore", which is stuff that's been in the earth since times long ago, or days of "yore"; and might be "gold", which contains "old".
[5]Other uses of apostrophes are covered by Phil Alexander's "'Postrophe" and "Apostrophes contd. - A Few of the Difficult Bits". In the comments to the latter, Luke Brattoni suggested to Phil that he do one on this topic, but Phil graciously left this for me to do, apparently knowing that I would come to AIR 1 1/2 years later. Thanks, Luke and Phil! (Yes, I know the footnotes are out of order; Phil's needed the links to his URLs, which need to go in the bottom comments, not the main body.) Red Ant song cited © Red Ant. Phil Alexander songs cited © Phil Alexander. Original comment cited © Jake A. Ralphing (Luke Brattoni). All else © 2006 Tommy Turtle.
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OH...sodat's wat dat "homophonia" end "punk-chu-ay-shun" stuff iz abowt...ya' no, I think I wuz absinthe the day dey taut awl dat two are klass. Tree 5s' fore yur pearodi ~ ~ ~
Thar she blows! But this parody didn't! (DKTOS though, so ail have to trust yo on the pacing). :-)
"Five" contains the word "I've", as in "I've decided you get five."
i'm a big fan of parodies of this type
:-)
Excellent erudition, Master Turtle
Excellent erudition, Master Turtle
Paul, thanks, this song's for you, Bud... Peter Andersson, thanks for the trust and comment; regarding the site you recommended to Red Ant and myself at his "Of Misuse": cool site; I also like "Grammar Slammer": ht**tp://englishplus.com/grammar/.... Rex, thanks, cool mnemonic; remember that one :)... alvin, thanks... Phil A, thanks for praise from a linguistically lofty source indeed :)
Very good English lesson here...There's fives
Fives !! Here, there, and everywhere !
Whoa, Tommy. One of the most clever parodies I've ever seen on here. Excellent job.
AFW, thanks... Paree Dee, thanks... Isn't that a Beatles song?? I think you've got yourself a "Paree Dee idee" there... Cat, thank you so much.
lots of good stuff in here, TT - inc. all the credits! - and I liked the way you varied the endlines of the chorus - 555
I thought you would choose that Beatles' song Paree Dee mentioned for this subject, but this 'turned' out beautifully.
Ah, their's a good parody. Serious, the versus, there full off humor and they're pacing valu is also as well through the roof. You should know, i consider myself a friend of and ace in, grammar and speling. When someone tell me I doing it wrong, I would be crushed. I vote 5555
A tongue twister that made perfect sense. I always wondered what mnemonic meant. Since I always have to use that trick to remember stuff, I suppose I'll have to use a mnemonic to remember the word, "mnemonic". : D
Very helpful and a very good parody! 5's
Very helpful and a very good parody! 5's
Stuart, Red Ant, thanks... YAD, thanks, glad it helped... Adagio, thanks... How about your harmonica, i.e. "mine harmonica", then take out "I har a" (No Comment!!!!!!!! :) Yeah, sometimes mnemonics are more compicated than what yer tryin' ta remember, but... :)
Very good, 555. Thanks for giving me the URL.
Stephen Harrington, thanks for taking the time to stop by, and for the votes.
I haven't been around as much, but I'm glad I stopped by for this. Where do you live TT?
Rick D, I missed the weekend myself... Thanks for the comment, and see my thread with Stu McA at "My Shell". http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles1427.shtml
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