-> "God Only Knows What I'd Be Without Ewe"
Original Song Title:
"God Only Knows" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"God Only Knows What I'd Be Without Ewe"
Women don't often love me
They must all think that they're above me
Still, I don't go without it
I’m always so sure about it!
God only knows what I'd be without ewe
No fear they'll ever leave me
No wife to rag, nag "Hon!", or grieve me
My flock don't want nothing from me
But wow, can a woman bum me!
Thank God, I know I've no need to doubt ewe
Baa baa baa baa
Baa baa baa baa...
Baa, baa baa,
Tom always knows: “wool-d” she? Oui! ¡Si! Spout: ewe
Dating? Ex-wife deceived me
Sex life has been long gone! Relieve me!
She didn't give nothing to me
Butt you're always there to do me
Marriage: it blows! Glad I found about ewe!
Marital woes: bad; I'm mad about ewe!
She wouldn't ever beave me
The ex: deny; high, dry, she'd leave me
Divorce: She left nothing to me
Ride wild and woolly: Ewe, me!
Wondrous repose grows; sheep "she", devout ewe!
God only knows, fav’rite spree: a stout ewe!
God only knows that for me, “girl scout”: ewe!
God only knows, guarantee: end drought, ewe
[repeat as often as you like, minus the nagging and whining and alimony payments, until you fade for the night]
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