-> "I'm Henry Louis Gates, I Am"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Henry, The Eighth, I Am" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Henry Louis Gates, I Am"
I'm Henry Louis Gates, I am
Henry Irritates, I am, I am
I got spotted breaking down my front door
Dropped my keys and left them on the floor
Some racist cop asks "Identity?" (ID, see?)
They oughta' know just who-TF I am (Go cram!)
So a race war fanned, incend'ary
Henry Louis Gates, I am
Second verse, worse than the first:
I'm President of USA
Come and have a beer with me some day
I yelled, "Stupid" to policeman's good job
All Blacks oughta' be al-lowed to rob
'Cause ev'ryone of them's innocent (Innocent!)
Not one deserves to be locked up in slam (No, Ma'am!)
Cops: harassing, racist enemy
Members, all, of Ku Klux Klan
[(Highly non-)Musical interlude: Not diatonic, but chthonic inchoate chaos minus cogency; dissonant sonic bytes (my arse)]
I'm Tommy T. from USA
"Please protect my home, Police", I say
I don't care about your color or race
I just want to live in nice, safe place
Here's what I say to the rest of you: (All of you!)
Just either bring your key or your ID (D'oh, me!)
I am sick of racial venery 
Henry Gates, just shut your clam!
B. O.: Now know why:
Most of us don't give a damn: your scam
Most of us don't give a damn!
 "venery" (Archaic meaning, unrelated to modern [sexual] connotation)
"The act or sport of hunting; the chase" ... i. e., "I'm sick of this business of hunting for racial trouble everywhere."
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