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Song Parodies -> "Don't Hang Down"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Hang Up"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Orlons

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Hang Down"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

Seems Br*tney Sp**rs did a different song by the same OS name. This OS and group don't seem to have been done here before. OS was a #4 hit for The Orlons in 1962. And, as far as is known, they wore underwear... Most OS lyrics on the web are inaccurate. Inaccurate MIDI here.
Don't hang down (Oh, no)
Oh, don't you do it, Willy
Don't hang down (Oh, no)

I met this chick who's really cool
I hope I don't come out a fool
Can I rely on ancient tool?

Don't hang down
I've got one chance, or our romance is through!

Don't hang down (Oh, no)
Oh, don't you do it, Willy
Don't hang down

I took goatweed, yohimbe, too
Viagra™ popped, till I was blue
And then Cialis™, just a few

Don't hang down
I hope this "driver" now can turn the screw!

Got home, and took off her top
She wanted to cavort
She stripped, yeah, her pants did drop
Then she lay down
And I popped up!

Not hang down
I'm so proud of you, Willy!
Not hang down

We did what we had hoped to do
Did everything we wanted to
Made all her fondest dreams come true

Not hang down
Fulfilled a couple of my wishes, too!

(Instrument-al: a long, hard flute duet)

Then we lay down
And I mopped up

Not hang down
Oh, how I loved this filly!
Not hang down

A very special gal, it's true
Did what nobody else could do:
To resurrect the dead like new

Not hang down
There's no one I could ever love but you!

(Not hang down)
(Oh, yeah, we did it, wow!)
(Till we were sore, my baby)
(I showed I love you, baby)

(fade, finally, but not too soon)


Incidentally, isn't "hang up" an oxymoron? © 2007 Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved.

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alvin - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
glad there was a happy ending
AFW - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny idea, very uplifting
John Barry - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Hang 10. . .make that 15.
MrMacphisto - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
You've raised the bar yet again.. 5-5-5
Adagio - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
You return!!
Tommy Turtle - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
alvin, AFW, John Barry, MrMacphisto (lol!) thanks... Adagio: like Lafayette, Ahnold, or a cold sore, yes.
TJC - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Hopefully these 5's will cure your hang-dog expression!
TT - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
TJC, they always help :) thanks!
PMS - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
I had a ball reading this
TT - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
PMS, another lol comment... thanks.

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