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Song Parodies -> "Tuna Taco"

Original Song Title:

"Desperado"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Tuna Taco"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

Wish they had this on the menu at Taco Bell.

Tuna taco, a fishy treat for the senses
Wafts past snout; quite intense is aroma - Wow!
Oh, it's a soft one
It tastes so good, nat'ral seasons
Aroma is pleasin' me
Dessert for me now

Love to gnaw cuisine of hymens; joy!
A sweet for any table
You know the bean that's tart's the best food you can get

Now, in dreams I see some fine things
Have been laid upon my table
Want them only with a sauce that's dripping wet

Tuna taco,
Oh, I ain't gettin' no younger
Again do I hunger; I'm strivin' for some
I need 'em with Edam, well, that's good cheese for the toppin'
In mouth, I am poppin' this here de-licious crumb

Woe, my feet get cold 'cause I'm past my prime
The roof has snow, but I still can dine
"Not hard" to know the right time for buffet
I'm losin' all my size; that blows
Need a yummy meal, appealing nose bouquet

Tuna taco, like salty "see-food" incense, is
Dispense with the menses; serve it up straight
I may be greyin', but it's champagne to taste of you
Slit silhouette, oh, how I love you
(Bet your cow I love you)
Wrapped in fishnet, best chow; I love al-....-bacore; it's first rate!



© 2007 Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved.

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Below Average Dave (badave.com) - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
"Tuna taco, like salty "see-food" incense, is Dispense with the menses; serve it up straight" Um, not exactly my first choice for dinner. . .Tuna Taco? Talk about a creative mind. . .I sure as heck didn't see THIS coming.
McKludge - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
I saw it (or smelled it?) coming a mile away. I think you have a franchise idea here. Tommy Turtle's Tuna Taco stands. The Man in the Boat sez, "Mmm, tasty." 555
Walt Conner - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
"... bacore it's too late" 555 NuBee Question?? Is anything considered "over-the-line" in a parody?
McKludge - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Walt, I'm beginning to wonder if the line is kinda like the back line of the batter's box in baseball. As time goes by, there is less and less of the line left. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Chucky does have a FAQ about submissions, but the bottom line is to avoid foul language/cursing and avoid overt insulting/threats of other submittors.
alvin - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
the only fish i like....too many great lines to mention...bravo
2Eagle - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
That was the one that got away the last time.
Andrew D. Lacroix - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey, Tommy, great work. I have been considering the Eagles for my 25th parody, either them, Billy Joel, or Elton John. You wouldn't catch me eating a tuna taco, because I'd get gas... it's building up... It smells like 5's.
Syncronos - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
*chuckles* Did you eat this taco on a Summer's Eve or did you go to a costume party where you got to Play Tex?
PMS - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
What's the difference between Tommy Turtle and a Triscuit? (sorry, don't know how to put the trademark symbol in). A Triscuit is a snack cracker and TT is a...
TT - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Below Average Dave (badave.com): To each his own lol... thanks Dave.

McKludge: Love it! TTTT Stands... and cool ad slogan! Thanks McK :)

Walt Conner: As McKludge said, no obscenities... but double-entendres, clever puns, and euphemisms *might* make it through while painting the pic in the reader's mind, which is what TT tried to do here... as alvin said at TT's other post today, we walk a tightrope, but as TT replied, walking tightropes on one's flippers is very difficult, which is why he falls off so often... As today's other post said, the admin must make difficult decisions to provide for maximum user-friendliness while also trying for max laughs and max creativity for writers. Not an easy call to make on many occasions, I'm sure. I have a parody for tomorrow that addresses the issue.... and thanks for vote and comment, Walt.

alvin (lol!) thanks :)

2Eagle, thanks.

Andrew D. Lacroix: Thanks... you ought to try them some time; they're not bad, really.

Syncronos: (lol!) thanks :)

PMS: ROFLMAO! (Don't think you can put symbols in the comment boxes, 'cuz no HTML is allowed or parsed. In parodies, ™ will get you the little "TM".) Thanks P! :P
This Box Just Made A Liar Of Me - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
PMS, I stand (crawl) corrected.... the comment box did indeed parse the HTML into a trademark sign, as you can see.... ok, to make a "TM" type this "& trade :" without the quotes and with no space -- that's ampersand, the word "trade", and a semi-colon, with no spaces in between. Useful guide to HTML here: 3w.cookwood.com/html/extras/entities.html
Jeff Reuben - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm so clueless =) Didn't know what was going on until the second verse...well done!
Guy - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
I have actually seen fish tacos here in S. Texas. I think I'll get into my desperate auto and go get a take out order - NOT. I'll eat sushi but nix on the fish tacos. I'm afraid I'd get hooked on them. Actually I'm on a sea food diet. See food - eat same. Thank you for choosing Taco Smell today. Your pick-up number is 555, oh and don't forget your change.
Kristof Robertson - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Phew! Is it hot in here? This is knuckle-bitingly close to the edge, TT...but I'm glad you chanced your hand and posted it. It was HILARIOUS. 555
Shiek of the Mutilated - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
I heard tuna tacos taste great with vineger and water. (yes, one more sicko douche joke.)
Laurence Fishburne - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
There are only two things that smell like fish and one of them is fish. Something smells fishy here, I hope it's fish tacos with camel toe sauce - mmmm my favorite.
AFW - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Delicious ditty with liberal love-like leanings toward sneaky and sexy...just what I like...Give my best to Ora Lee and Cleo Torres
TT - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Jeff Reuben: Sometimes those are the most fun :) thanks Jeff.

Guy: I must admit I'm already hooked on them... thanks Guy.

Kristof Robertson: :) :) :) thanks Master Kristof.

Sheik of the Mutilated: Works for me :) thanks Sheik.

Laurence Fishburne: (lol) my fave sauce as well... Thanks Laurence :)

AFW: LOL! good ones :) thanks AFW.
stuart mcarthur - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL - I saw the title, I saw the author, and I said to myself "uh-oh"

to those not familiar with Tommy Turtle: welcome to the Hotel Cooterfornica - 555
McKludge - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
What's the old Bette Midler joke (pre-Wind Beneath My Wings days)? "If god didn't want man to eat p***y, he wouldn't have made it look like a taco."
TT - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
stuart mcarthur: thanks for v/c .... and please go back to the parody you are referring to, and see the comment from the residents of the actual town of Cooter... so what was all the fuss about? :)

McKludge: DK it was Bette Midler, but you know the follow-up: "They say you are what you eat, so I guess I'm a..."
TJC - October 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Sings wonderfully with many perfectly placed labial plosives... and, clever double entrendres... you were slyly promoting Cabo San Lucas tourism, weren't you?
TT - October 27, 2007 - Report this comment
TJC: Can't sneak anything past you,Seňor! ... and while this was originally intended to be plosive, it's now ex-plosive. Labi-ack and enjoy! ... thanks T :)
Christie Marie M - June 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Loved this!!! Yeah, I agree that they should've put Tuna Tacos on Taco Bell! I would love to try those! Well, maybe it's easy, just get the proper ingredients: Tuna Salad, Taco Shells, Shredded Lettuce and Cheese, and Diced Tomatoes! It's great, especially for people who want to eat healthy at Taco Bell! 555 Tuna tacos for this one!
Tommy Turtle - June 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Christie Marie M: Thanks, and feel free to try one yourself, if it suits your fancy! Hey, it's a free country! Yep, a healthful diet - and email me if you want "the rest of the story", or not, if you don't. Thanks for v/c!

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