-> "If You Don't Want Hepatitis (Wash Your Hands)"
Original Song Title:
"'If You're Happy and You Know It (Clap Your Hands)"
Parody Song Title:
"If You Don't Want Hepatitis (Wash Your Hands)"
The Lyrics
If you don't want hepatitis, wash your hands (wash, wash)
Rinses off the bugs that bite us; wash your hands (wash, wash)
So, stop spreading sinusitis
Common cold, conjunctivitis
Asian flu, appendicitis;
Wash your hands!
And, PLEASE, after using restroom, wash your hands (soap, soap)
It's the parasitic pest room - wash your hands (soap, soap)
Ev'ry time you touch your penis
Or (for women) Mound of Venus
From diseases you should screen us
Wash your hands!
When you've finished love you're making, wash your hands (scrub, scrub)
If it's mine you might be shaking, wash your hands (scrub, scrub)
Be-fore prepping food or baking
This advice you should be taking:
Sanitation not forsaking,
Wash your hands!
At the end of Jacking off, go wash your hands (rinse, rinse)
Doctor: "Turn your head and cough"; Doc, wash your hands! (rinse, rinse)
People hate when you correct 'em
Have you washed your hands and checked 'em?
Dear God, after wiping rectum
Wash your hands!!!
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