Song Parodies -> (Kristof) Robertson
| Original Song Title: | "Galveston" |
| Original Performer: | Glen Campbell |
| Parody Song Title: | "(Kristof) Robertson" |
| Parody Written by: | Tommy Turtle |
New readers, here is a "don't-miss" author... Not sure how the list of TTributes missed Kristof for so long, but better late than never. OS lyrics here.
Robertson, Kris Robertson
How he fears his looks repulse her
Chevy, four kids, and an ulcer
Likes to chase a nun
Our Kristof Robertson
Robertson, oh, Robertson
At his front door, stands a hooker
"Whore-o-scope": he scores a looker
"June Cleaver's fun",
Says Kristof Roberston
I still see him wrecking up the tour bus
Picturing God as Bono Vox
God and I both think Kristof rocks
New-Age Jews also think he's fun
Robertson, Kris Robertson
Ode to Miss South Car-olina
Reclaimed a virginal vag*na
Acclaimed for wit; in ev'ry line, a monster pun
Kris Robertson
Kris Robertson
How he fears his looks repulse her
Chevy, four kids, and an ulcer
Likes to chase a nun
Our Kristof Robertson
Robertson, oh, Robertson
At his front door, stands a hooker
"Whore-o-scope": he scores a looker
"June Cleaver's fun",
Says Kristof Roberston
I still see him wrecking up the tour bus
Picturing God as Bono Vox
God and I both think Kristof rocks
New-Age Jews also think he's fun
Robertson, Kris Robertson
Ode to Miss South Car-olina
Reclaimed a virginal vag*na
Acclaimed for wit; in ev'ry line, a monster pun
Kris Robertson
Kris Robertson
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count me as one of his fans....nice tribute
Turtle One, oh Turtle One
Words of tribute you're displayin'
(bair-nair-nair)
We agree with what you're sayin'
(bair-nair-nair)
As you praise, the brilliance of
Kris Robertson!
Oh Turtle One! Oh Turtle One!
Words of tribute you're displayin'
(bair-nair-nair)
We agree with what you're sayin'
(bair-nair-nair)
As you praise, the brilliance of
Kris Robertson!
Oh Turtle One! Oh Turtle One!
Funny:)
Kristof Robertson, a fine aspiration.
Nice tribute to one of the finest parodists. Im still waiting for my tribute!
As an alumni of your famous tribute college, let me say this one is very well done, and very well deserved...
Well, pickle my bunions and call me Sally! I couldn't be more flattered, TT. Thank you so much for this wondeful tribute, TT...it's really appreciated. Needless to say, a humungous 555
Oh, and a message to zPolak (whoever the hell you are)...are yfou jfealous or sfomething? Grow up....
Oh, and a message to zPolak (whoever the hell you are)...are yfou jfealous or sfomething? Grow up....
Another excellent tribute, Tommy Turtle, but geez, to Kristof Robertson? Who is that guy? You could at least pick someone we've all heard of! =) 555
oh !.... KRISTOF robertson ?????...i thought this was for CLIFF robertson......heh heh heh
Oh, that's rich coming from an insect and a chipmunk! :-D
Kristof, Kristof, what a wit / Full of fun and full of talent. TT, you've found another subject worthy of your well-honed tribute skills.
Nice... Kristof is indeed one of my fave writers here, and this parody is appropriately good as well... 5-5-5
alvin: Sorry for the confusion. That was why (Kristof) was in the title :) thanks.
Johnny D: Not sure why you voted the Turtle Ones, but... (j/k) thanks and nice follow-up :)
TullyGirl, thanks.
zPolak: tfhanks for sftopping by.
John Barry, I try not to inhale him.... thanks :)
Jason, thanks. Count on it, the minute you've written as much stuff as Kris that is as funny as his. Now, get to work on that :-)
AFW: thanks.
Kristof Robertson: My pleasure. It has been on my mind for quite a while, and well-deserved.... Oh, and so glad you and the Ant and Chipmunk are working things out. :)
Red Ant: You're right; bad choice. But you know TT, always going for the obscure... thanks Jack. :)
Rex: agree. Thanks.
MrMacphisto: thanks.
Johnny D: Not sure why you voted the Turtle Ones, but... (j/k) thanks and nice follow-up :)
TullyGirl, thanks.
zPolak: tfhanks for sftopping by.
John Barry, I try not to inhale him.... thanks :)
Jason, thanks. Count on it, the minute you've written as much stuff as Kris that is as funny as his. Now, get to work on that :-)
AFW: thanks.
Kristof Robertson: My pleasure. It has been on my mind for quite a while, and well-deserved.... Oh, and so glad you and the Ant and Chipmunk are working things out. :)
Red Ant: You're right; bad choice. But you know TT, always going for the obscure... thanks Jack. :)
Rex: agree. Thanks.
MrMacphisto: thanks.
Good tribute to a fantastic parodist! I would expand further, but based on the comments--I don't need to:)
Below Average Dave, feel free to... no, really, go ahead.. :) thanks, BAD.
"zPolak" is nonsense and a spammer. Just delete his/her comments.
TullyGirl, thanks... naa, leave it up and let everyone see for themselves.
But- I see you making a mockery out of me on those cheesy forums "inthe00s" or whatever they are called- Why can't we all be friends? What did I ever do to be labeled as "stupid"? Why?
TG, I missed something here... was there a comment deleted? TT never dissed you... just saying that zP's comments speak for themselves as to the quality of the source... ignore him/her and it'll go away.
It seems like people are accusing me of being "zPolak", which is false and disgusting. I am not. No hard feelings, though.
I wasn't aware of that. Certainly hope not :) None here either :)
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