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Song Parodies -> "(Kristof) Robertson"

Original Song Title:

"Galveston"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Glen Campbell

Parody Song Title:

"(Kristof) Robertson"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

New readers, here is a "don't-miss" author... Not sure how the list of TTributes missed Kristof for so long, but better late than never. OS lyrics here.
Robertson, Kris Robertson
How he fears his looks repulse her
Chevy, four kids, and an ulcer
Likes to chase a nun
Our Kristof Robertson

Robertson, oh, Robertson
At his front door, stands a hooker
"Whore-o-scope": he scores a looker
"June Cleaver's fun",
Says Kristof Roberston

I still see him wrecking up the tour bus
Picturing God as Bono Vox
God and I both think Kristof rocks
New-Age Jews also think he's fun

Robertson, Kris Robertson
Ode to Miss South Car-olina
Reclaimed a virginal vag*na
Acclaimed for wit; in ev'ry line, a monster pun
Kris Robertson
Kris Robertson


© 2007 Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved.

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alvin - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
count me as one of his fans....nice tribute
Johnny D - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Turtle One, oh Turtle One
Words of tribute you're displayin'
(bair-nair-nair)
We agree with what you're sayin'
(bair-nair-nair)
As you praise, the brilliance of
Kris Robertson!
Oh Turtle One! Oh Turtle One!
TullyGirl - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny:)
John Barry - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Kristof Robertson, a fine aspiration.
Jason - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice tribute to one of the finest parodists. Im still waiting for my tribute!
AFW - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
As an alumni of your famous tribute college, let me say this one is very well done, and very well deserved...
Kristof Robertson - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, pickle my bunions and call me Sally! I couldn't be more flattered, TT. Thank you so much for this wondeful tribute, TT...it's really appreciated. Needless to say, a humungous 555

Oh, and a message to zPolak (whoever the hell you are)...are yfou jfealous or sfomething? Grow up....
Red Ant - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Another excellent tribute, Tommy Turtle, but geez, to Kristof Robertson? Who is that guy? You could at least pick someone we've all heard of! =) 555
alvin - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
oh !.... KRISTOF robertson ?????...i thought this was for CLIFF robertson......heh heh heh
Kristof Robertson - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh, that's rich coming from an insect and a chipmunk! :-D
Rex - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Kristof, Kristof, what a wit / Full of fun and full of talent. TT, you've found another subject worthy of your well-honed tribute skills.
MrMacphisto - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice... Kristof is indeed one of my fave writers here, and this parody is appropriately good as well... 5-5-5
Tommy Turtle - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
alvin: Sorry for the confusion. That was why (Kristof) was in the title :) thanks.

Johnny D: Not sure why you voted the Turtle Ones, but... (j/k) thanks and nice follow-up :)

TullyGirl, thanks.

zPolak: tfhanks for sftopping by.

John Barry, I try not to inhale him.... thanks :)

Jason, thanks. Count on it, the minute you've written as much stuff as Kris that is as funny as his. Now, get to work on that :-)

AFW: thanks.

Kristof Robertson: My pleasure. It has been on my mind for quite a while, and well-deserved.... Oh, and so glad you and the Ant and Chipmunk are working things out. :)

Red Ant: You're right; bad choice. But you know TT, always going for the obscure... thanks Jack. :)

Rex: agree. Thanks.

MrMacphisto: thanks.
Below Average Dave - September 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Good tribute to a fantastic parodist! I would expand further, but based on the comments--I don't need to:)
TT - September 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Below Average Dave, feel free to... no, really, go ahead.. :) thanks, BAD.
TullyGirl - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
"zPolak" is nonsense and a spammer. Just delete his/her comments.
TT - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
TullyGirl, thanks... naa, leave it up and let everyone see for themselves.
TullyGirl - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
But- I see you making a mockery out of me on those cheesy forums "inthe00s" or whatever they are called- Why can't we all be friends? What did I ever do to be labeled as "stupid"? Why?
TT - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
TG, I missed something here... was there a comment deleted? TT never dissed you... just saying that zP's comments speak for themselves as to the quality of the source... ignore him/her and it'll go away.
TullyGirl - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
It seems like people are accusing me of being "zPolak", which is false and disgusting. I am not. No hard feelings, though.
TT - October 08, 2007 - Report this comment
I wasn't aware of that. Certainly hope not :) None here either :)

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