Σ-a, Σ-a, Σ-a, Σ-a, Σ, Σ -- Σ [1]
"A", "a, "a"

Hey nerds, gather 'round
Pick up on what I now propound
Hey, beanies, I'm your math-y man

Yes, I'm the kind who used to use a slide rule
Or do it in my head like Leonhard "Eul" [2]
I Æ'(x) broken proofs; you know I really can

You want theorems smart? And brilliance rare?
I - I'm the man to see
I postulate strings; I Σ(1 + ... + n) [3]
+ √ℯ (- ℯ - ℯ - ℯ)

Here is the main thing I want to say:
I'm clearly cleverer than Tycho "Brahe" [2]
I hy-pothesize; Cogito ergo sum

If René Descartes should need a pair,
Co-or-di-nate with me
x,y: analyze; I'm anally wise
Probability: p (-ℯ-ℯ-ℯ)

Here is the main thing I do for play:
I watch Miss Möbius strip every day [3.14159...]
I fix broken Hz; I know I truly can

Σ-a, Σ-a, Σ-a, Σ-a, Σ, Σ -- Σ
"A", "a, "a"
Σ-a, Σ-a, Σ-a, Σ-a, Σ, Σ -- Σ
"A", "a, "a"
(fade)
That's I [Δ]
I'm your math-y man



[1] read, "Sum-a"... etc.
[2] May the dead white mathematician and astronomer forgive me for mangling their names horribly for the sake of rhyme.
[3] read, "I sum 1 to n, plus the square root of e".
[3.14159...] Hope this line doesn't seem too one-sided.
[Δ] OS line is "That's me", but parody character speaks as a true geek would.