-> "Stranger In The Light"
Original Song Title:
"Strangers In The Night"
Parody Song Title:
"Stranger In The Light"
The Lyrics
Stranger in the dark
Appeared so pretty
Morning sunlight: stark
Gawd, what a pity! ...
Last night's "loaded" lark
Leaves poor me tight with you.....
Viewed nude in the light
Sure shooed the charm off
Petrified wtih fright
I chewed my arm off
To escape my plight
Run screaming from this zoo
Stranger, in the night:
Delight, exciting
We were making love all night
Until the moment when the dawn began to glow
You're on my elbow
Horror-struck, I glance away
On silent tip-toe, dance away...
And...
Ever since that night
I've been more cautious
Carry my flashlight
Avoid the nauseous [1]
Low light: lust, incite
But lousy in the light!
[Interlude -- sounds of retching]
Face looks like my aunt's behind
I even left my pants behind
And...
Ever since that night
I've looked much closer
Horniness, despite,
Sometimes, say, "No, Sir!"
Flight at sight of blight
No "strangers in the light!"
[fading, as does the light, he hopes]
Sooo-eeee, ooo-eee ewwwww,
Bleh, blah, bluh, bleee, blue
Doody, you be, too
Pet puppy pee pooh....
[fade to dark, whereupon she starts looking good again... uh-oh....]
[1] Means "causing nausea", as well as the more common meaning these days, "feeling nausea".
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