Song Parodies -> Mrs. Brown, She's Underage, Your Daughter
| Original Song Title: | "Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter" |
| Original Performer: | Herman's Hermits |
| Parody Song Title: | "Mrs. Brown, She's Underage, Your Daughter" |
| Parody Written by: | Tommy Turtle |
Somewhat syllable-matched to these OS lyrics.
Mrs. Brown, she's underage, your daughter
Law will carp; with her, I just don't care
Need it ba-ad; I need her lovin' now
And we're so near enough, about to cross the line
Doin' things I know we shouldn't oughter
Tell me I'm a creep; should find a dame
Things have cha-anged; my peers look like a cow
I love her dear enough, I need to make her mine
Talkin' about: she's so well-endowed, hell,
I'm stickin' out; need a poke not ... allowed
If you find us on the ground, just me, her
(Ground, just me, her)
I will pay you well: complaint, not sign
(Please don't sign, ooh, ooh)
Don't tell la-aw (noo, noo)
Don't keep us both apart (ooh, ooh)
I've been down on my knees, and it's so good - divine!
Balkin'? Don't shout! You should be so proud, hell!,
I'm sick? Don't pout! She provoked me; I plowed!
You'll be fine, yes, this I guarantee you
(Guarantee you)
Let us intertwine: to you, assign
(Funds, consign)
You'll get o-on (ooh-ooh)
With bank account, I'll part (ooh-ooh)
I'll hand you my car keys: Ferrariâ„¢, '69
Mrs. Brown, she's hot, your teenage daughter
(Teenage daughter)
Mrs. Brown, a lot of love, I've brought her
(Love, I've brought her
Mrs. Brown, just please don't think of slaughter
(Not me, slaughter)
Mrs. Brown, you've...
[fade, hide, run]
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Mr. T, this is a lovely parody..naughty, but with a nice moral climax
Her shell is still quite soft. LOL!!!
555 years to go that way...
Naughty, naughty ... but very funny. I think Peter Noone would be amused.
(rolls eyes...) But lets TT "score" anyway! 555
AFW: "climax" LOL! :)
Mark Scotti: A lass, alas! :) .. thanks as always, Mark!
metaphorsbwithu : Appreciate the latter comment -- there's just nothing like a little Noone-r, is there? :) thanks m4!
Fiddlegirl: (eyes rolls{1]) I hope that "score" was as good for me as it was for you :)
[1] "rolls" = "buns"
Mark Scotti: A lass, alas! :) .. thanks as always, Mark!
metaphorsbwithu : Appreciate the latter comment -- there's just nothing like a little Noone-r, is there? :) thanks m4!
Fiddlegirl: (eyes rolls{1]) I hope that "score" was as good for me as it was for you :)
[1] "rolls" = "buns"
TaterMayor, alias SenorTaTa . . . the long hot Summer has not tamed you, my lord !
You mean you don't remember? Well, *there's* a perfectly good G-string wasted...
That was braggadocio, silly girl! ..." It MUST be outstanding for you, cough cough, hope I achieve the same pleasure as I invariably give."
Sir, *my* scores have NEVer had to be artificially inflated... always at the head of the class, top of the curve, etc. Tell me, now, don't you feel a little shag-grin?
TT - And where exactly can I find the low down on your sexual offender status? That's what you get for the "down low".
Fave lines:
Balkin'? Don't shout! You should be so proud, hell!, I'm sick? Don't pout! She provoked me; I plowed!
To the pound you go you dirty dogger,
In a cell there you'll stay there quite confined.
5 will get you 20 but you can plead it down to 15. Finely crafter parody.
Fave lines:
Balkin'? Don't shout! You should be so proud, hell!, I'm sick? Don't pout! She provoked me; I plowed!
To the pound you go you dirty dogger,
In a cell there you'll stay there quite confined.
5 will get you 20 but you can plead it down to 15. Finely crafter parody.
Guy: If Teddy Kennedy didn't go to prison for manslaughter and leaving the scene of a fatal accident, why should I for a few minutes of gently educating the younger generation in the facts of life? :) Thanks for v/c and cute couplet follow-up!
FG: I believe in your class head and top curves. Chagrin? No. Shag-grin? From 'ere to 'ere (cockknee accent).
FG: I believe in your class head and top curves. Chagrin? No. Shag-grin? From 'ere to 'ere (cockknee accent).
Your "peers look like cows" he said sheepishly... devilishy n' statutorily funny stuff TT!
TJC: If only the Legislature thought so... sigh. Thanks for v/c!
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