-> "Human Freedom's Fragile, As Egyptians' Rallies Show Us"
Original Song Title:
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
Parody Song Title:
"Human Freedom's Fragile, As Egyptians' Rallies Show Us"
The Lyrics
PROTEST LEADER:
Dumb: give a little bit, but real rights, deny
Dumb: fiddle: ballot total; bum: winner? Lie
Why...
Human freedom's fragile, as Egyptians' rallies show us
Cannot let a President deceive, aggrieve, or snow us
We've been waiting thirty years; our proper rights, bestow us
ALL PROTESTERS
Give us real democracy; reform, or overthrow: us!
Act non-committal; brittle? Some spit'll fly
Ac-quittal? Plight, belittle; down with this guy!
FIRST PROTESTER:
For years, we've been afraid to speak
Economy is bad
But Hosni won't accept critique
You try it; he gets mad
No longer will we be deterred
We're angry, and it shows
ALL PROTESTERS:
The herd we've herded must be heard
So watch as freedom flows!
Oh!
Autocrats are egotistic jerks who think they're clever
But they can't resist the power of the peeps forever
Watch us as we tear him down with popular endeavor
Run and hide in Sharm el-Sheikh, Siberia, whatever!
Hosni Mubarak: magazine poll, decry
"World's Worst Dictators": #20, quite high
PROTEST LEADER:
It's trav'ling all around the world:
The smell of freedom's scent
We;ll struggle for it endlessly
And never will relent
FIRST PROTESTER:
All pukes like Mahmoud Ahmadin-
-ejad should heed our plea
Dictatorship's absurd, you turd!
Go set Iranis free!
ALL PROTESTERS:
See,
Freedom is the future now; there's no point to resistance
Peons fed up: lack of food, and living: bare subsistence
Wanting what is rightly ours, with powerful persistence
Ev'rywhere, equality; an excellent existence!
Once, wall in Berlin stood; then torn to the ground
Now, happens ev'rywhere, as free-dom is found
PROTEST LEADER: [spoken]
You know, totalitarian countries are moving all bass-ackwards
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That's how the world was meant to work,
Don't you think?
ALL PROTESTERS: [spoken]
Indubitably!
PROTEST LEADER: [resume singing]
Plan peaceful protests, people! Put --
-- down Ahmadinejad
(Nut job!)
Just think of it as freedom's way
Of staging its jihad
Go garner "gold"-en glory, guar-
-anteed by grace of God
[spoken:]
Um, your opinion?
Yes?
SECOND PROTESTER: [singing]
A thousand camel crotches' lice
Accursing ev'ry clod!
[spoken]
Oh, and what crazy things they are, too!
PROTEST LEADER: [resume singing]
Though...
There were times we must have seemed both boisterous and bitter
No one took a moment's rest; not one of us: a quitter
We enlightened all the world; our light was freedom's glitter
Organized our rallies: Internet was our transmitter!
Holy cow! Made history through Google™, Facebook™, Twitter™!
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