-> "Try to Remember (Duke University Assault Case)"
Original Song Title:
"Try To Remember"
Tom Jones/The Fantasticks
Parody Song Title:
"Try to Remember (Duke University Assault Case)"
Try to remember which tool or which member
Was used by whom, which guy, which fellow
Try to remember and not to dismember
Lives innocent with untrue bellow
Try to remember from March to December
Which organ was tender and who said "Hello"
Try to remember, and please, when you tell, did you swallow, swallow?
Try to remember from drunk and drug bender
With whom you slept, who worked the willow
Try to remember the DNA sender;
No seed was found inside your "pillow"
Try to remember specific offender
Did you scrub your "end-er" with piece of Brillo?
Try to remember, 'cause story you render sounds hollow, hollow
End of December 'midst holiday splendor
In sleazy lies, news stories wallow
Bad for your gender, accusing defender
When victims (real) in your steps follow
You're a pretender; Court resources: spender
Your memory's slender; your brain is Jell-o
Now, in December, the truth you surrender; how yellow! yellow!
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