Song Parodies -> Cherries
| Original Song Title: | "Cherish" |
| Original Performer: | The Association |
| Parody Song Title: | "Cherries" |
| Parody Written by: | Tommy Turtle |
Spur-of-the-moment post: heard OS in car... Video here. OS was very cleverly syllable-matched to this parody! Great word-Association, guys!
Cherries are preferred; juice ooze; hard to hide
Although stealing's phat (I have!), riding near and blue, eyes wide
You don't know how many times I've wished they could be tasted
You don't know how many times I've said, should not be wasted
You don't know how many times I've wished they could be basted onto sundaes I could garishly lick much as I ... wanted to
Dairies are the herd: adore and apprise
What I grope for, near heart, sublimely milk, supplies
I get so hot, wanna' see the cone, two paired: ice cream
I want a lot, 'cause it's so much fun: cherries supreme
Eat till I rot; glutton: me; undone: affair; rip seams with glee! My wife? She wouldn't share with; so much, deny ... implores
Oh, I'm beginning to think that Man becomes unwound:
The birds and the bees in the tree
He is so tightly bound in fetters
Lust, delights: mound
That wood: ache severe
Quake and plea
Forever striving devoutly to find....
Oh, fine bouquet it feeds you
And then you idealize
And you want to
It's been a thousand guys' demise
Who thirst thereof to...
...Go make a nest in the thighs
When all they wanted was to clutch, embrace in hand:
Some glazed hot cherry pies!
Cherries: hunger stirred; infuse and imbibe
Till I'm reeling, but it's salve; guiding here anew your vibe
You don't know how many times I've wished for ice cream, cold; You --
-- Do not know how many times I've wished I could behold you
You don't know how many times I've wished I could enfold you into something so éclair-ishly, nonesuch like; I ... swear ish' true! (burp)
Hot fudge, too
Cherries: chew
Sad, but true:
Cherries: few
Cherries for this nerd....
Yum, yum! I love those double 'n tender cherry pies! © 2009 Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved. E-mail: tomm...@yahoo.com
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Delicious effort, Tom!!
Perfect subs!
At least there's no double entendre..here... :)
my fave of the day
Ditto alvin and LOL AFW! DDouble-scoops of Elvis-sized entendre, served up on the half-shell, as only TheTurtle man can! Every sub a thigh falutin' lexical buffet... now pardon me while I attempt to grok yer inner-moist meaning re: 'garishly éclair-ishly'...
I thought this was going to be about cherries of the other kind that you "pop". Good effort. I knew one of the guys who sang with the Association so I remember the OS well.
Cherries are my favorite fruits. I especially love eating Maraschino kinds as well! Today's cherry specials: 5 Cherries Jubilees, 5 Cherry Cokes, and 5 Cherry Ice Creams!
Mark Scotti, thanks!
AFW, thanks for a clean response :)
alvin, thanks :-)
TJC: "Grok around the clock", that's TJ!... thanks for the Haley of comments and comets!
2Eagle: dang it! ... i've failed *again* ;-( ...are ya "sure" the bridge, at least, makes any sense at all in your interpretation? but thanks for v/c anyway, 2E
Christie Marie M: We agree on that! Thanks for v/c (votes and calories) lol!
AFW, thanks for a clean response :)
alvin, thanks :-)
TJC: "Grok around the clock", that's TJ!... thanks for the Haley of comments and comets!
2Eagle: dang it! ... i've failed *again* ;-( ...are ya "sure" the bridge, at least, makes any sense at all in your interpretation? but thanks for v/c anyway, 2E
Christie Marie M: We agree on that! Thanks for v/c (votes and calories) lol!
depending on how you count, last line of 2nd verse has 7 or 8 sentences or phrases or fragments. ... is that a record for one "line"?
Great work here!!!...Approaching ideality...555!!!
Sir, this reminded me of Milwaukee style CherryCheeseCake ! . . . Love that EAGLE brand ~cherryPieMix~ topping, SenorTaTa . . .
SYTL: Haven't counted all lines in all 60k+ songs here, but if ya confirm that, let me know!
Leo Keough: wow... humbled by that, Leo.... but many thanks for vote and ultra-comment!
MsMilWalk: Yum! I'll take a piece of that any time! ... are you providing? ... thanks for v/c, MMW.
Leo Keough: wow... humbled by that, Leo.... but many thanks for vote and ultra-comment!
MsMilWalk: Yum! I'll take a piece of that any time! ... are you providing? ... thanks for v/c, MMW.
this song is certainly not the pits
malcolm higgins: good one! ...thanks for v/c, malks.
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