-> "Cherries"
Original Song Title:
"Cherish"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Cherries"
The Lyrics
Cherries are preferred; juice ooze; hard to hide
Although stealing's phat (I have!), riding near and blue, eyes wide
You don't know how many times I've wished they could be tasted
You don't know how many times I've said, should not be wasted
You don't know how many times I've wished they could be basted onto sundaes I could garishly lick much as I ... wanted to
Dairies are the herd: adore and apprise
What I grope for, near heart, sublimely milk, supplies
I get so hot, wanna' see the cone, two paired: ice cream
I want a lot, 'cause it's so much fun: cherries supreme
Eat till I rot; glutton: me; undone: affair; rip seams with glee! My wife? She wouldn't share with; so much, deny ... implores
Oh, I'm beginning to think that Man becomes unwound:
The birds and the bees in the tree
He is so tightly bound in fetters
Lust, delights: mound
That wood: ache severe
Quake and plea
Forever striving devoutly to find....
Oh, fine bouquet it feeds you
And then you idealize
And you want to
It's been a thousand guys' demise
Who thirst thereof to...
...Go make a nest in the thighs
When all they wanted was to clutch, embrace in hand:
Some glazed hot cherry pies!
Cherries: hunger stirred; infuse and imbibe
Till I'm reeling, but it's salve; guiding here anew your vibe
You don't know how many times I've wished for ice cream, cold; You --
-- Do not know how many times I've wished I could behold you
You don't know how many times I've wished I could enfold you into something so éclair-ishly, nonesuch like; I ... swear ish' true! (burp)
Hot fudge, too
Cherries: chew
Sad, but true:
Cherries: few
Cherries for this nerd....
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