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Song Parodies -> "Get A Life"

Original Song Title:

"Lone Ranger Theme / William Tell Overture"

Original Performer:

Gioacchino Rossini

Parody Song Title:

"Get A Life"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

Dedicated to pathetic losers who obviously have nothing better to do all weekend than to repeatedly click the "One" button. If the shoe fits, wear it... Fun sing-along MIDI here; click "Lone Ranger Part, That Everyone Loves".
(intro)

Get a life, get a life, get a life, you slob
Get a life, get a life, go and get a job
Get a life, get a life, you're a useless blob
Loser dude, go and get a life

Get a life, get a life, get a life, you jerk
Get a life, get a life, go and find some work
Get a life, get a life, on the Web you lurk
Loser dude, go and get a life

Get a life, get a life, you're a hopeless loser
Find constructive things to do
Get a life, get a life, you're a poor excuse fer --
-- Human; should be in a zoo

Get a life, get a life, you're a brainless moron
Can't you think of something new?
Get a life, get a life, the insults you pour on
All reflect on you!

Psychopathic and graphic'lly cracko, a whacko, mind lack-o
Needs a bath; pederastic'lly sicko, nose, pick-o; butt, lick!

Get a life, get a life, get off Internet
Go shut off DVD and the TV set
Get a life, get a life, are your pants still wet?
Loser dude, go and get a life

Get a life; ain't done squat since the day you're born
Get a life; all you do all day: ogle porn
Get a life! Wow, your life must be so forlorn
Loser dude, go and get a life

Now, in parent's basement, sits...
....And drinks a Schlitz ....
....And pops some zits .........
....And loses wits .......
Has hissy fits and picks at nits and drools and spits the whole day long, and...

Clearly hasn't got a brain.....
.....Is plain insane........
.....And so inane.....
.....On pants, a stain.....
Resents when better writers come along and weave a clever song

Get a life, get a life, you pathetic nerd
Get a life, get a life, you are so absurd
Growth deferred
Worthless turd

Stare evermore at pink mobile phone
You're a poor brain-dead drone
Have some thoughts of your own
Don't you think that's it's been long enough? -- At your age, you should be completely grown!
Get a life; this one, you've blown;
A life,
A life!


© 2007 Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved.

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John Barry - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment
That's Tellin' 'em, TT!
alvin - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment
i sang along.....really fast too !
Stephen Harrington - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Hehehe... 555.
2Eagle - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Good pep talk, but some people are just too far gone.
Kristof Robertson - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Not your funniest, TT...but a wonderfully rambunctious rant nonetheless. 555
TT - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment
John Barry (lol), thanks... alvinthankslol.... Stephen Harrington, thanks... 2Eagle, true :), thanks ... Kristof Robertson, thanks.
AFW - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment
You put a lotta' life in this one...unique song to parody, too
TT - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment
AFW, thanks.
Below Average Dave - August 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks for this parody. . .The 1-1-1 people really do have no live, as do those who go around saying nothing but negative things all over youtube, soundclick, myspace, amiright, badave, jibjab etc etc--Excellent job on an interesting choice for OS
Tommy Turtle - October 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Below Average Dave, sorry I missed your comment... thanks, glad you liked it.

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