-> "Nan-cy, What Rot: Nan-Cy (Pelosi)"
Original Song Title:
"To Be, Or Not To Be"
Parody Song Title:
"Nan-cy, What Rot: Nan-Cy (Pelosi)"
The Lyrics
Nan-cy, what rot: Nan-cy, such putrefaction!
Whether Pelosi-or B. Hussein, we suffer
The stings and errors out of San Francisco
Or is Bar-ack the cause of all our troubles?
Could, by impeaching, end them? Good-bye, you creep!
Pro wh*re; in debt so deep we lay, no end
To bankrupts and the thousand plagues of pox
You freshly add to. 'Tis abomination
So stoutly to be ditched. You lie, each peep;
We weep; you've smashed our dream. Oy, worse than Dub' [1]
For in her ev'ry breath, what demons come!
Would she were muffled up; a quart of oil
Dumped down her maws. She's a reject
Who makes calamity of all our lives.
For who would bear the drips and thorns of thine;
Ms. Pelosi's wrong; the health plan's costuming:
The costs so high above what they all say;
Insolvency, she offers, and still churns
That patients merit such care unworthy; fake!
When I myself might own decisions make
With my own doctor? Who would Leftists bear?
To stunt and fret during their teary strife,
But that the dread of something worse than death:
The USA: poor country! Badly torn;
No leadership returns; muzzle us still;
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than go to doctors drawn by Gov. lotto.
Thus Walter Reed makes self-care more enthrall [2]
And thus this Congressperson's resolutions
Are sicker, more, and so half-assed in thought,
And enterprises, private: piss and moaning;
With Fed's disgorge, the currency: awry [3]
To politics: reaction. Look out, now!
The d*mn Pelosi! B*tch, from your orations
Is USA dismember'd.
[1] Didn't think things could get any worse than under Dubya? Surprise!
[2] Walter Reed Army Medical Center (WRAMC) is the United States Army's flagship medical center.
In February 2007, The Washington Post published a series of investigative articles outlining cases of alleged neglect (physical deterioration, bureaucratic nightmares, etc) at WRAMC, as reported by outpatient soldiers and their family members. A scandal and media furor quickly developed, resulting in the firing of the WRAMC commanding General, the resignation of Secretary of the Army Francis J. Harvey (reportedly at the request of Secretary of Defense Robert Gates), the forced resignation of Lt. Gen. Kevin C. Kiley, commander from 2002 to 2004, congressional committee hearings, and commentary from numerous politicians, including then-President George W. Bush and Vice-President Dick Cheney. Several independent governmental investigations are ongoing, and the controversy has spread to other military health facilities and the Department of Veterans Affairs health care system.
Our soldiers, who risk their lives for our safety and freedom, deserve the *best* care. This is what they get -- and *these* are the Government bureaucrats who supposedly can give us much better care than the current system. The present system needs improvement, but if WRAMC is any example, the Government isn't the answer.
[3] As this is being written, gold has closed for several days in a row above USD $1,000 per ounce, an all-time high, as the dollar continues to weaken versus other currencies. Gold is the traditional and proven hedge (protection) against paper money declining in value. As the US Federal Reserve Board prints billions for bailouts, and most likely will have to print another trillion or so for whatever healthcrap emerges, this counterfeit currency can do nothing but dilute the value of existing currency, and so investors are responding accordingly -- and proving what's just been said.
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