-> "Back In The Ewe A*s, Us Are"
Original Song Title:
"Back In The U.S.S.R."
Parody Song Title:
"Back In The Ewe A*s, Us Are"
The Lyrics
Flew in from Tasmania on Virgin Blue™
Side trip to New Zealand's shore
Then on to Victoria, and home, us two
Melbu'n, never leave no more
We're back in the ewe a*s, us are
You don't know how lucky we are, boys
Back in the ewe a*s, us are
Been away so long, how we missed her embrace
Gee, it's good to sheathe my schlong
Must admit that we prefer her wool to lace
Did you miss me "Wollongong"? [1]
We're back in the ewe a*s, us are
You don't know how lucky we are, boy
Back in the zoo class
Back in the new grass
Back in the ewe a*s, us are
Well, the Sydney sheep really flock me out
They cleave the best behind
But Auckland wool makes me thing stand out
That Kiwi wee-wee's always on my my my my my my my mind
Oh, come on
Hay, hay, hay, hay, hay, yeah
Baa, baa, baa
Back in the ewe a*s, us are
You don't know how flocky we are, boys
Back in the ewe a*s, us are
Well, the Brisbane bunch: "bris bane", help prevent
In Perth, my pecker played
Toowoomba poon has two wombs for rent
"Can'berra"-nother moment without my my my "Sweet Adelaide"
Oh, show me to your woolly-mounded mount down south
Take her on some laddie's farm
Let me her your baa-baa-black-sheep bleating out
Come and keep your shepherd warm
We're back in the ewe a*s, us are
Hey, you don't know how plucky they are, boy
Back in the ewe a*s, us are
Oh, let me tell you, Dundee...
[1] "while I'm gone"... bad stretch.
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