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Song Parodies -> "Back In The Ewe A*s, Us Are"

Original Song Title:

"Back In The U.S.S.R."

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Back In The Ewe A*s, Us Are"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

Tells of the long-awaited homecoming of two lonely Aussie travelers... and this will be the *last* sheeparody, really it will... no, this time I mean it....
Flew in from Tasmania on Virgin Blue™
Side trip to New Zealand's shore
Then on to Victoria, and home, us two
Melbu'n, never leave no more

We're back in the ewe a*s, us are
You don't know how lucky we are, boys
Back in the ewe a*s, us are

Been away so long, how we missed her embrace
Gee, it's good to sheathe my schlong
Must admit that we prefer her wool to lace
Did you miss me "Wollongong"? [1]

We're back in the ewe a*s, us are
You don't know how lucky we are, boy
Back in the zoo class
Back in the new grass
Back in the ewe a*s, us are

Well, the Sydney sheep really flock me out
They cleave the best behind
But Auckland wool makes me thing stand out
That Kiwi wee-wee's always on my my my my my my my mind

Oh, come on
Hay, hay, hay, hay, hay, yeah
Baa, baa, baa
Back in the ewe a*s, us are
You don't know how flocky we are, boys
Back in the ewe a*s, us are

Well, the Brisbane bunch: "bris bane", help prevent
In Perth, my pecker played
Toowoomba poon has two wombs for rent
"Can'berra"-nother moment without my my my "Sweet Adelaide"

Oh, show me to your woolly-mounded mount down south
Take her on some laddie's farm
Let me her your baa-baa-black-sheep bleating out
Come and keep your shepherd warm

We're back in the ewe a*s, us are
Hey, you don't know how plucky they are, boy
Back in the ewe a*s, us are
Oh, let me tell you, Dundee...


[1] "while I'm gone"... bad stretch.

If there are any actual Aussie readers here, well, no offense meant, of course. © 2007 Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved.

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John Barry - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
An ovine ode. Shear poetry.
alvin - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
us are entertained
McKludge - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Quite a fetish you have there, TT. In a$$, you are. Enjoyed, I did. 555
Jason - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Blazingly funny!
AFW - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Extra clever title...proving once again, when it comes to sheep parodies...you just can't be bleat
Kristof Robertson - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, as an Aussie I SHOULD be offended, TT...if I wasn't too busy laughing my arse off. Some priceless "so awful they're genius" puns here...what with my tribute parody, you've really made my day. High 5s, buddy!
MrMacphisto - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL... Excellent...
Guy - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Can't say hat I can recall the story but I'm usually up on local and world news. Liked the message and liked the satire. Is AUa. the 5th continenent. If so 6's for th e contenient and 5;'s for you mates.
Tommy Turtle - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
John Barry (lol), alvin (lol), McKludge (lol), Jason, AFW (lol), MrMacphisto, Guy.... thanks.

Kristof Robertson: So, ya think it was just a coincidence that this and your tribute were posted on the same day, huh? Think of the tribute as the "vaseline" and this parody as.... :-) j/k. Glad ya liked it, buddy :)
Phil Alexander - September 28, 2007 - Report this comment
No kidding?
TT - September 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Phil Alexander :) in all of TT sheeparodies, that's the first time for that pun. Goat to the head of the class!
TJC - September 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Incredible... from start to, er... finish!
Purrl - September 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey Tom, Looks like we feel the same way about farm animals! Have you checked out "Ode to Green Acres"?
PMS - September 29, 2007 - Report this comment
"They cleave the best behind" was way too funny!
TT - September 30, 2007 - Report this comment
TJC, thanks from start to ...!
Purrl, I have now. Thanks for vote and comment!
PMS, that was also the author's favorite line... thanks P.
Peregrin - August 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Beautiful: Good to see my home town got a shout out but glad to see it was spared the sharpest of your observations.

Sorry I missed this first time around, I was a sheep at the wheel.

This parody takes some bleating...
Tommy Turtle - August 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Peregrin: Um, which home town would that be? LOL at the puns ("sheep/wheel=brilliant), and thanks for taking the time to read/v/c.
Peregrin - August 06, 2012 - Report this comment
T-Turtle, by now you have your answer! Letter B a mystery for others!

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