-> "All I Foul Is The Air That You Breathe"
Original Song Title:
"The Air That I Breathe"
Parody Song Title:
"All I Foul Is The Air That You Breathe"
If I could make a wish, I'd wish: no gas
Not stink, or smell like burning weed
No Brussels sprouts, no Tac- ... -o Bell; I'll pass
Carefully eat; pick better feed
Passing gas at you has got you angry, red, and fried
One more toot from a**, and you will wish that you had died
Peas came upon me and they made me "threep"
So, weep (violent anal blow from creep)
All I foul is the air that you breathe, and it bugs you
(Drops his jowls, vacant stare, tries to leave, and he shrugs, "Who?")
Pall from bow'el in the air, and you seethe...
(Instrumental: sounds like -- never mind; you get the picture)
Grease flame, a bomb, (Flee! Fallout shelter, seek!)
Ha! Sleep? In Dutch Oven, try to sleep!
All he fouls is the air that she breathes, when she hugs him
Balls a tow'el, gun in air, grabs his sheath, and she plugs him
(With the tow'l or the gun? Don't ask me...)
(With the tow'l or the gun? Mystery...)
[repeat until he finally fades]
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