-> "Negra Modelo (The Mexican Beer Song)"
Original Song Title:
"Eleanor Rigby"
Parody Song Title:
"Negra Modelo (The Mexican Beer Song)"
The Lyrics
Ah, look at all the loaded people
Ah, look at all the loaded people
Negra Modelo
Made not from rice, but from barley, so gnarly a smell*
Taco Bell, knell!
Mexican fellow:
South of the Border; you order your Porter their way
Then say, "¡Ole!"
All thirst-throated people
Where do we all come from?
All thirst-throated people
Why drink we all night long?
Me and my friends, we:
Taste after taste, wetly waste, lager-laced, deep disgraced,
Slighty s***-faced!
"Cerveza" frenzy**
Elbow in air, "put 'er there", 'til no care, unaware:
On derriere!
All beer-bloated people
Where do we all come from?
All beer-bloated people
Why drink we all night long?
Negra Modelo
Heavy with hops, sav'ry schnapps; pesos, plops; drunk, he drops
Caught by the cops!
Mercedes-Benz, he
Wantonly wrecks; ill effects; he elects to leave Mex.:
Take ex to Tex.!
All teeth-floated people:
U. S., we all come from
All teeth-floated people:
Back home, we all belong!
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