-> "I Had Too Much Ice Cream (Last Night)"
Original Song Title:
"I Had Too Much to Dream (Last Night)"
Parody Song Title:
"I Had Too Much Ice Cream (Last Night)"
Last night fudge sundae danced upon my hungry lips
With whipped cream, cherries, and two cones, both double-dips
My mouth was filled with lovely pastries endlessly
I had that sugar rush to comfort me
Then came the day
How much I weigh!
Gross display, oy vay!
I had too much ice cream last night
Pants are getting a trace too tight
I had too much ice cream
My blubber flubbered as I lubbered from my bed
I could not bear the "figures" scale and mirror said
'Twas so surreal to feel such serotonin bliss
But when I raised my lips for choc'late kiss...
Came the Sun
I weigh a ton
Weigh: each bun, one ton
I was such a disgrace last night
Shoulda' swallowed some Mace™ last night
I'm too fat to embrace
Had an eclair supreme last night
Now I could scream
How I widened my beam last night!
Stuffed myself to extreme
'Twas like in a dream
My eyes all agleam
Lost self-esteem last night
Now, bursting a seam
[repeat to fade, he wishes, but it won't fade away...]
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