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Song Parodies -> "Wart On Soul (OJ, Vick, Cheney, Craig, Etc.)"

Original Song Title:

"Heart And Soul"

Original Performer:

The Cleftones

Parody Song Title:

"Wart On Soul (OJ, Vick, Cheney, Craig, Etc.)"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

Wart on soul
Makes O. J. Simpson tick
Wart on soul
Is what makes Michael Vick nasty
And Al Gonzales sports:
In memor-y, lots of warts

Wart on soul
Makes Cheney such a Dick
No control:
Craig, Larry's sick pederasty
His soul reveals its warts
In johns at airports

Oh, but these guys are morally pathetic
Their souls are all so horribly herpetic

And Britney Spears:
Without her underwear, --
-- Wart appears
Is there a chance she'll at last see...
That she has warts on soul
And not just by her h***?

Not a "bad" word by itself, but in the context, h*** seemed more tasteful. © 2007 Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved.

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Andria - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Tommy, you have done a good job writing a parody about some of the craziest people in America. I don't know the OS, but it's still good in my opinion. All of these people (IMHO) would be better off dead so that future generations and decent people like me would be rid of them for eternity. OK, maybe in books and movies for eternity.
alvin - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
i liked it....warts and all
TJC - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Clever, clever! And much easier to rhyme than `verrucous excresence`!
John Barry - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
These aholes have souls? Right on TTarget.
Tommy Turtle - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Andria, thanks... alvin (lol), thanks... John Barry, possibly not... thanks.

TJC, thanks... and...

(Just Like Romeo And Juliet)

They have verrucous excresence
Just like the ones on a rabid dog
Gonna show... how much they foo up
Let us know.. ev'ry time they screw up
Their slime's gonna be written down in history
Just like Rome, Ne-ro burns; no regret
MrMacphisto - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
You've been quite prolific, Tommy... Good job yet again...
TT - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
MrMacphisto, thanks.
AFW - September 25, 2007 - Report this comment
An "On The Roof, Spoof" ...and, you covered all the bases
TT - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
AFW, thanks.
Guy - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
I used to once be able to play this on the piano but I lost three fingers on one hand and my entire left hand in a poker game. My opponent outstaked me. I've been learning to play with my nose and other appendages - I'd eloborate but it would most likely be TMI for most so I'm starting a fun raiser to get back my body parts in a poker rematch. TT, I like your work. It shows promise and ingenuity. I'm borrowing two fingers from my wife so I can give you fives.
TT - September 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Guy, thanks much.... When you're done, may I borrow two fingers from your wife? (lol) :-)

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