Did you ever have to make up your mind?
Who's gonna be "top", who's gonna spank whose behind?
Which one does the binding, which one's in a bind?
Did you ever have to make up your mind?

Did you ever have to finally decide?
Like, who ties the knots and who is gonna be tied?
Which one is the "Master"; who blisters whose hide?
Did you ever have to finally decide?

Sometimes you're in submissive mood -- Say, "Whip me, Honey"
She cracks a few hard right there on the money
And just then you think that you'll give it a whirl
And say "Guess what now, Hon? It's your turn, little girl!"...
...And then you know you better make up your mind
And call "Heads" or "Tails", so ropes are not intertwined
Someone has to see, see? Not "blind leading blind" --
Blindfold wearer? Better make up your mind!

(Instrumental plays for one verse while they argue over who's going to be the boss tonight)

Sometimes you really dig a girl the moment you've smacked her [1]
And then you get distracted by how you impact her
She puts on black leather, and ties you with line
And says, "Too late, Bud, shoulda' made up your mind"

Then you bet you better finally decide
Who's ridden? Which one? And let the other one ride
Which one is the groom, now, and which one's the bride?
Did you ever have to finally decide?



[1] We're joking about consensual "play" here. Non-consensual domestic violence is an absolute no-no, if there were ever any doubt.